Following on from white dog ■■■, do kids still chase one another with ■■■ on a stick?
gogzy:
mucker85:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?42
If you believe Apple.
im watching how to cook like heston 
scania-ekd:
im watching how to cook like heston
Don’t tell me what happens with the chicken, I’ve recorded it to watch when I get in.
He did it in liquid nitrogen…Same as everything else! 
Just polished my wheels, hate that job,
later on I may polish my k***
Every second - 28,258 internet users are viewing ■■■■■■■■■■■.
Every 39 minutes: a new pornographic video is being created in the United States
Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste is made from recycled tin.
Eastenders is crap
Crocodile babies don’t have ■■■ chromosomes; the temperature at which the egg develops determines gender.
Tell that irritating Irish guy on the telly that no I didn’t know that Everest did that and I don’t ■■■■ ing care either.
Go Compere
He may moult a bit.
Coffeeholic:
He may moult a bit.
He lived in the village,
What’s the connection between an Everest Window & Ted Moult ?
Hardwood Surround 
Wheel Nut:
Coffeeholic:
He may moult a bit.He lived in the village
I’m guessing with double glazing that good no one heard the shot when he committed suicide?
Took part in the first ever programme on Ch4.
BIGRIG:
Go Compere
Other comparison website’s are available…simples…
I went to see a panto tonight…
…Oh yes I did.
mucker85:
I went to see a panto tonight…Oh no you didnt
…Oh yes I did.