BIGRIG:
I like turtles
Not when they’re touching cloth surely?
Cant beat dumping on your own throne at the end of a long week away, I start “crowning” when I’m on the way home just at the thought of it. The wife even makes sure that the local free rag is folded into the towel rail ready for me to read.
skids:
The wife even makes sure that the local free rag is folded into the towel rail ready for me to read.
That’s love right there, it should be on a t-shirt. 
Coffeeholic:
skids:
The wife even makes sure that the local free rag is folded into the towel rail ready for me to read.That’s love right there, it should be on a t-shirt.
Instead of smeared up the cubicle walls…
I wonder if womens toilets get in the same state as mens? Phone numbers, cack on the wall, glory holes gouged into the walls.
Also, Why do people keep nicking the coathooks from them?
skids:
I wonder if womens toilets get in the same state as mens? Phone numbers, cack on the wall, glory holes gouged into the walls.
Also, Why do people keep nicking the coathooks from them?
+■■■■■ on the seat, turds without paper (someone has a dirty arse)…
Fatty like cake
Discuss
gogzy:
Fatty like cakeDiscuss
I like cake but I ain’t no fatty! Cheesecake is my favourite, any flavour, I love them all!
I like pork pies.
cherry or apricot yogurt.
“Don’t share a glass, with the man who shared his arse with Freddie Mercury.”
-Good advice circa 1992.
Muckaway:
“Don’t share a glass, with the man who shared his arse with Freddie Mercury.”
-Good advice circa 1992.
Errrr idiotic advice that should stay in 1992
Dont eat yellow snow
Shuttlecocks.
my arse as been {zb} stinking the last few days everytime i ■■■■…really feel sorry for the folk who have to be near me, except my mate who i ■■■■■■ right in his face last night
Save gas, - ■■■■ in a money box !!
I had fried egg and onion on toast last night for dinner. I could have powered my house for the day if I had a bottle big enough.
gogzy:
my arse as been {zb} stinking the last few days everytime i ■■■■…really feel sorry for the folk who have to be near me, except my mate who i ■■■■■■ right in his face last night
Lucky he wasn’t smoking… 
I find if I have bubble and squeek for dinner, the next day I can clear a space in a drivers waiting room with ease 
Has to be 1 of my favourite meals, cold meat with bubble and squeek, baked beans and a fried egg. Dollop of Branston goes well with it also and may well have been delivered by a Stobart vehicle (keeping things on thread 
)
Put my ladder upto the flat,
I saw a nun with a bear trappers hat,
I have a ***k over things like that,
When I’m cleaning windows…
-George Formby.