Coffeeholic:
Go on, tell me I’m right.
And quick !!
I’m not gonna bother quoting the above posts.
But you cant make this ■■■■ up if you tried.
Or am I missing the point. 
Coffeeholic:
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The classroom is in the trailer! I’m right aren’t I? Go on, tell me I’m right.
sounds like it was scripted by channel 5 LOL
Class. 
A waste of 30 secs reading
jock the tanker ? red hair & beard ? sort of red & yellow check/ tartan effect livery ? hat with bobble to match?
phew… at least they didn’y go for the stereotypical view of the Scots in general then
cant wait to meet the irish & welsh interpretations
mike ‘o’ ■■■■■ , obviously a transit & jones the steam, hauling coal or sheep (been a driver since Ivor the engine was scrapped apparenty)
Jock the tanker, brilliant. There’s about 5 Steady Eddie dvd’s you can buy on Amazon. ■■■■ I wish I had children.
nearly there:
A waste of 30 secs reading
plus a waste of 3 minutes typing 
Jock the Tanker ■■ that has to be rhyming slang surely