I’m still in the cells. I got stopped by the Police last night, as part of their seasonal Drink Driving Campaign. The Police woman asked me how many drinks I’d had in the last 24 hours.
Apparently, “Not enough to shag you” was the wrong answer!
cieranc:
I’m still in the cells. I got stopped by the Police last night, as part of their seasonal Drink Driving Campaign. The Police woman asked me how many drinks I’d had in the last 24 hours.Apparently, “Not enough to shag you” was the wrong answer!
brilliant