Took a 30 minute break at castle donning ton msa. As soon as I got out of cab it hit me straight in the face, unbearable stench of pee, disgusting worst smell at any msa it made my eyes water.
That would be the aroma of Truckers Tizer.It is traditional to cool down the brakes on the wheels with Tizer to create a steam effect.
In Europe, todgers can be exposed in full view of the general public with no drama.
In the UK, it is life in prison for exposure and scaring local wildlife.
Children running free in truck parking, having been set free from Uncle Morris in their Wobbling box, have had to seek counseling, from witnessesing Truckers Tizer and todger exposure in daylight.
Minger:
Took a 30 minute break at castle donning ton msa. As soon as I got out of cab it hit me straight in the face, unbearable stench of pee, disgusting worst smell at any msa it made my eyes water.
It must be bad coming from a fella with the name minger 
seth 70:
Minger:
Took a 30 minute break at castle donning ton msa. As soon as I got out of cab it hit me straight in the face, unbearable stench of pee, disgusting worst smell at any msa it made my eyes water.It must be bad coming from a fella with the name minger
That puts me in mind of a Somerfield (!) store I once delivered to in the west end, it was about 5 in the morning and the whole area was swimming in ■■■■. I never experienced the like of it. On top of that, the running notes said ‘turn fridge off on approach’, I got told by another driver that one guy forgot and got a sofa thrown onto his cab from the third floor of the neibouring flats!!
A lot on here love that smell apparently!
fredthered:
A lot on here love that smell apparently!
:lol::lol:
papermonkey:
‘turn fridge off on approach’, I got told by another driver that one guy forgot and got a sofa thrown onto his cab from the third floor of the neibouring flats!!
Did the sofa smell of ■■■■ too…
:lol:
seth 70:
Minger:
Took a 30 minute break at castle donning ton msa. As soon as I got out of cab it hit me straight in the face, unbearable stench of pee, disgusting worst smell at any msa it made my eyes water.It must be bad coming from a fella with the name minger
Popped into Hilton park for the first time in a long time 
same as! 
who cares? mind you it was twenty odd years ago 
stank of hit and miss then too 
Cant beat the warm weather for oozing out the oils in the tarmac and with it a few months worth of man juice (might be some lady juices too).
Dont bother me as im a self confessed wheel lubricator and like to ■■■■ al fresco whenever possible, its cleaner than using those dirty loos after other disease riddled folk + good nutrients for the planet in a circle of life type way.
Just have to check no perves are taking piccys or videos for their collection first…
more it dries , more it absolutely reeks. it cant be hosed away by jetwashing either
toby1234abc:
That would be the aroma of Truckers Tizer.It is traditional to cool down the brakes on the wheels with Tizer to create a steam effect.
In Europe, todgers can be exposed in full view of the general public with no drama.
In the UK, it is life in prison for exposure and scaring local wildlife.
Children running free in truck parking, having been set free from Uncle Morris in their Wobbling box, have had to seek counseling, from witnessesing Truckers Tizer and todger exposure in daylight.
Tobys been a naughty boy and is on pre mod,this post was not here this morning ,
^^^ i miss a lot of Tobyisms because of that. I click on a thread and it goes to the last one I read so I miss one of his gems that’s been sneakily snuck in. Spoils my day tbh, everyone deserves their dose of Toby sunshine!
fredthered:
A lot on here love that smell apparently!
It’s like the film ‘Apocolypse Now’ …I jump out the cab like that U S officer shouting ‘‘I lurrrve the smell of urine in the morning’’
believe thered be a niche market for a small bottle of concentrated ■■■■ . to sabotage office furniture , wedding gowns etc / at parties dare you to drink this etc id think the papers would be intrested in the launch of it