ST***RT App?

[truckulent]

I’d love to know a Stobbie spotter.

Just so I could kick them and tell them what a ■■■■ they are…

[irish_lorries]

Truckulent:
I’d love to know a Stobbie spotter.

Just so I could kick them and tell them what a [zb] they are…

I glad stobart don’t deliver to my part of the country

[the_maoster]

Terry T:
I’ve been approached by spotters, even working for agency without the uniform on. Had various friends ask if I can get autographs for their kids too. Errrr no, unfortunately they don’t hand out Mark Dixons phone number during the interview.

I’d be awfully tempted to give them the TM’s number after assuring them that I’m a close personal friend of Mr Dixon and this in fact is his number and he’d be delighted to receive calls from fans. I’d also be tempted to tell them that Mark now works night shift so if they could possibly make the calls as late in the evening as possible he’d appreciate it even more.

[dozy]

trubster:
I am sure you are aware of the company I am on about Sorry about the ZB Dodge

Anyways, quick one. Anyone know what the Tracking app is like? I don’t have an iPhone so can’t find out.

Surely it can’t be a good idea, being tracked all day by anybody? Disclosing all night out locations etc.

I have done a bit of work for them in the past and never thought about it until someone told me that an app exists for all the sad eddie spotters. Huge security problem?

Yes I was parked up in a layby near snodland,next thing I know a lady ( Debbie I later found out) came running down the side of the truck ,thought she was going too have a go about me being parked half across gateway,but she told me she lived over the back and had tracked me too that layby ,did laugh when she said don’t worry I won’t let anyone know where your hiding .
We had a chat( where I couldn’t take my eyes off her cleavage ) she took a photo of layby,truck and me .
Nice down to earth girl,had a good old laugh with her, said see you next week ,if all the spotters had cleavages like her then they can track me too the bedroom if they want.
Blonde,buxom ,think that’s why I’m off sick,I’ve blown a blood vessel just thinking about me,Debbie and her app.

[irish_lorries]

dozy:

trubster:
I am sure you are aware of the company I am on about Sorry about the ZB Dodge

Anyways, quick one. Anyone know what the Tracking app is like? I don’t have an iPhone so can’t find out.

Surely it can’t be a good idea, being tracked all day by anybody? Disclosing all night out locations etc.

I have done a bit of work for them in the past and never thought about it until someone told me that an app exists for all the sad eddie spotters. Huge security problem?

Yes I was parked up in a layby near snodland,next thing I know a lady ( Debbie I later found out) came running down the side of the truck ,thought she was going too have a go about me being parked half across gateway,but she told me she lived over the back and had tracked me too that layby ,did laugh when she said don’t worry I won’t let anyone know where your hiding .
We had a chat( where I couldn’t take my eyes off her cleavage ) she took a photo of layby,truck and me .
Nice down to earth girl,had a good old laugh with her, said see you next week ,if all the spotters had cleavages like her then they can track me too the bedroom if they want.
Blonde,buxom ,think that’s why I’m off sick,I’ve blown a blood vessel just thinking about me,Debbie and her app.

Did you not get her phone number then

[dozy]

irish lorries:

dozy:

trubster:
I am sure you are aware of the company I am on about Sorry about the ZB Dodge

Anyways, quick one. Anyone know what the Tracking app is like? I don’t have an iPhone so can’t find out.

Surely it can’t be a good idea, being tracked all day by anybody? Disclosing all night out locations etc.

I have done a bit of work for them in the past and never thought about it until someone told me that an app exists for all the sad eddie spotters. Huge security problem?

Yes I was parked up in a layby near snodland,next thing I know a lady ( Debbie I later found out) came running down the side of the truck ,thought she was going too have a go about me being parked half across gateway,but she told me she lived over the back and had tracked me too that layby ,did laugh when she said don’t worry I won’t let anyone know where your hiding .
We had a chat( where I couldn’t take my eyes off her cleavage ) she took a photo of layby,truck and me .
Nice down to earth girl,had a good old laugh with her, said see you next week ,if all the spotters had cleavages like her then they can track me too the bedroom if they want.
Blonde,buxom ,think that’s why I’m off sick,I’ve blown a blood vessel just thinking about me,Debbie and her app.

Did you not get her phone number then

My mind(eyes) were on other things( as they have been since)
Bloke in t.o couldn’t understand why I was begging too go too snodland( that dump) every night .
Anyway must rest,back too work Tuesday and the swelling still hasn’t gone down

[irish_lorries]

dozy:

irish lorries:

dozy:

trubster:
I am sure you are aware of the company I am on about Sorry about the ZB Dodge

Anyways, quick one. Anyone know what the Tracking app is like? I don’t have an iPhone so can’t find out.

Surely it can’t be a good idea, being tracked all day by anybody? Disclosing all night out locations etc.

I have done a bit of work for them in the past and never thought about it until someone told me that an app exists for all the sad eddie spotters. Huge security problem?

Yes I was parked up in a layby near snodland,next thing I know a lady ( Debbie I later found out) came running down the side of the truck ,thought she was going too have a go about me being parked half across gateway,but she told me she lived over the back and had tracked me too that layby ,did laugh when she said don’t worry I won’t let anyone know where your hiding .
We had a chat( where I couldn’t take my eyes off her cleavage ) she took a photo of layby,truck and me .
Nice down to earth girl,had a good old laugh with her, said see you next week ,if all the spotters had cleavages like her then they can track me too the bedroom if they want.
Blonde,buxom ,think that’s why I’m off sick,I’ve blown a blood vessel just thinking about me,Debbie and her app.

Did you not get her phone number then

My mind(eyes) were on other things( as they have been since)
Bloke in t.o couldn’t understand why I was begging too go too snodland( that dump) every night .
Anyway must rest,back too work Tuesday and the swelling still hasn’t gone down
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You should of asked her if she wanted to go a ride

[samstone90]

the maoster:

Terry T:
I’ve been approached by spotters, even working for agency without the uniform on. Had various friends ask if I can get autographs for their kids too. Errrr no, unfortunately they don’t hand out Mark Dixons phone number during the interview.

I’d be awfully tempted to give them the TM’s number after assuring them that I’m a close personal friend of Mr Dixon and this in fact is his number and he’d be delighted to receive calls from fans. I’d also be tempted to tell them that Mark now works night shift so if they could possibly make the calls as late in the evening as possible he’d appreciate it even more.

that my friend is genius… I bet the sad [zb] would be so excited he would ■■■■ his pants I always take the ■■■■ out of stobart drivers about spotters whenever there at our place most of them are used to it I think some even join in but you get the odd one that HATES it and those moments are PRICELESS