Spotted Lucy on the M40 by Gaydon going North Friday am and I think she was using a hand held mobile phone 
I think she needs a slap
If it was “pink” then it wasn’t her phone 
Not guilty - I was running up from Immingham. 
Oh, and MM, Lindsay and Reption witnessed the “pink thing” on Friday night and can confirm it’s true purpose for you.
Lucy:
Lindsay and Reption witnessed the “pink thing” on Friday night and can confirm it’s true purpose for you.
And that is■■?..Wait …do i really want to know… 
A toothbrush holder. 
Sorry my mistake it was Thursday around 11/12 ish 
,Im sure it was you wearing black ,hair in ponytail,fierce look on face
I’ve lost track of this week as i did’nt get home til this morning 
Er…Yep.
bikemonkey:
,hair in ponytail,fierce look on face
…some things never change then 
I’m very sweet really. Insert innocent smiley here
bikemonkey:
,Im sure it was you wearing black ,hair in ponytail,fierce look on face
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was she wearing blinkers
Lucy:
I’m very sweet really. Insert innocent smiley here
You have an innocent face? I’ve tried for years to master that but keep failing. The best I can do is protest “Im innocent, I have an alibi, I was never there, I wasn’t driving it and I’m not licenced to drive it either…”