You have these signs which really mean ‘town councillors house, no juggernauts allowed’
Sign not in use? Plainly it is .
height limit 20’ in preston ? I stop caring past 16’ 2"
MATRIX Fog signs what the hell? if you can see them then its not foggy enough, wheres the rain, hail and snow signs? If you need a sign to tell you , you need not be on the same road as me thank you.
i personally like this sign
…and then there’s the ones that say ’ New road layout ahead’.
If i’m a local, I know already…and if i’m a stranger,all roads have new layouts [to me]
Pointless waste. [zb] numpties.
rockape2620:
The sign “Slow Children” means you need to go slow, it doesnt mean they are mentally challenged…just so you know
On one of my regular routes there’s a sign stating “SLOW! Free range children and animals!”, I’ll try and take a pic next time I’m passing
On the A40 just before Wolvercote viaduct some religious loony keeps putting up posters about God bothering. One said “Jesus Saves”, underneath someone had written “with Northern Rock” 
oops… pic didn’t work… 
gogzy:
i personally like this sign
Lol! His wife must really worry about him!
I spent hours here and all i saw was people walking their dogs
When approaching a level crossing there is usually a sign that says “Drivers of large or slow vehicles should stop in layby and use phone at crossing”
Ok, but where’s the layby? Usually AFTER the bloody crossing!!!
Delivering to Great Ormond Street Hospital the year before last, (in the winter) on the pillars for the covered entrance-way there were signs saying “BEWARE OF FALLING SNOW”
Best I have seen always makes me smile on way to sea houses stop sign changed to stop hammertime
206doorman:
…and then there’s the ones that say ’ New road layout ahead’.If i’m a local, I know already…and if i’m a stranger,all roads have new layouts [to me]
Pointless waste. [zb] numpties.
And just how long is it a NEW layout ■■ theres a section near us that has these signs and the road aint been touched for at least 7 years 
I know its not a road sign but just after jct38 ( I think ) Northbound, there is a trailer in the field that states “Prepare To Meet Your God” and some wise entrepreneur has put a sign against it for his business, so it now says Prepare To Meet Your God and has a sign for a cafe too I think I’ll give that one a miss
It makes me chuckle every time I pass it 
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Or the matrix sign that shows the little symbol of the car upside down, I anticipate an amusing scene but I’m always disappointed.
I’ve seen “Thankyou for driving carefully-NOW (ZB) OFF”
Another one…
" Picking up litter endangers workers lives"
Well then, you’ve got some choices:
- Supply good life insurance policys.
- Cone-off all lanes but one during the rush hour [ah, you already do that]
3.Sack the pansies and get some tougher workmen. - Equip them with padded overalls.
Oh? Maybe folk should take their litter home…now there’s a good idea
“Police Operation in Progress” sign is proudly displayed in the layby at Middleton Stoney; a notorious spot for chutney ferrets.