Some offensive jokes

[daidap]

I know how Anders Behring Breivik feels. The last time i gatecrashed a summer camp i shot a load as well

I hate having a cold. My nose is running like a Norwegian teenager.

If the mad gunman in Oslo has taught us anything it’s that Derek Bird and Raoul Moat really weren’t pulling their weight.

Amy Winehouse; She took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.

McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue meal… Just coke and ice.

As a floral tribute to Amy Winehouse I have sent last years christmas tree, it is also 4ft 6, dead and surrounded by needles.

Shagged a girl with a stutter last night. I was lucky. I just managed to finish before she said no.

Dear Deidre. . . I was watching my next door neighbour’s teenage daughter sunbathing ■■■■■■■ from my bedroom window… As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded…watching me… My Question is ''Am i married to a pervert ■■

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DaiDap:
Dear Deidre. . . I was watching my next door neighbour’s teenage daughter sunbathing ■■■■■■■ from my bedroom window… As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded…watching me… My Question is ''Am i married to a pervert ■■

The moral of the story is never marry a bird who’s older than your neighbour’s teenaged daughter then you would’nt need to be watching something out of the bedroom window when you’ve got something better indoors and it would also save all the trouble of that girl next door’s same ■■■ adoptive parents coming round complaining about her being watched by the bloke next door because it’s likely to offend the other bird in the arranged lesbian marriage that they’ve got planned for her.