Small van syndrome

So Yesterday I pull up at a delivery , it’s a small yard and the lorrys park oppersit the doors next to each other , so I pull in to the yard drive to the end where the reception is , rather than back in I pull in foward because I know the door I want is directly behind me , I jump out the lorry and there’s some bloke in a sprinter rocking about and shouting , so I ask him what the problem is , apparently I’ve blocked his view of the number on the building and he had parked there so he could see it .

Now bearing in mind he’s in a van that’s reversed all the way back to the curb and I’m in an artic that’s parked like all the other attics do in this yard and he’s proper losing it ,telling me if i had backed in he could of still seen the bord i tell him the trucks the same lengh no matter what way i pull in then I tell him to f@@@@@@ pull up bit then you muppet … At this point his head exploded and he gets out threatening to put me on my arse in his strong Irish accent , I tell him to give it his best shot and hit hard the whole time staying calm and thinking how bizzare this was , he then accuses me of smelling of alcohol and he was ringing my company to tell them at this point I relise it’s him that smells of booze, he does the old "walk away mate " I laugh tell him to get in his cab then walk away …he then moves his van up a few feet to see the numbers …

Obvisley to cover my own backside on return to my depot I told the traffic office and asked them to smell for alcohol , now I’m not sure if this chap had small van syndrome or he was just a d@@@ but there was really no need …

SYE-1:
So Yesterday I pull up at a delivery , it’s a small yard and the lorrys park oppersit the doors next to each other , so I pull in to the yard drive to the end where the reception is , rather than back in I pull in foward because I know the door I want is directly behind me , I jump out the lorry and there’s some bloke in a sprinter rocking about and shouting , so I ask him what the problem is , apparently I’ve blocked his view of the number on the building and he had parked there so he could see it .

Now bearing in mind he’s in a van that’s reversed all the way back to the curb and I’m in an artic that’s parked like all the other attics do in this yard and he’s proper losing it ,telling me if i had backed in he could of still seen the bord i tell him the trucks the same lengh no matter what way i pull in then I tell him to f@@@@@@ pull up bit then you muppet … At this point his head exploded and he gets out threatening to put me on my arse in his strong Irish accent , I tell him to give it his best shot and hit hard the whole time staying calm and thinking how bizzare this was , he then accuses me of smelling of alcohol and he was ringing my company to tell them at this point I relise it’s him that smells of booze, he does the old "walk away mate " I laugh tell him to get in his cab then walk away …he then moves his van up a few feet to see the numbers …

Obvisley to cover my own backside on return to my depot I told the traffic office and asked them to smell for alcohol , now I’m not shore if this chap had small van syndrome or he was just a d@@@ but there was really no need …

You should rang his work up and told them he smell of booze :slight_smile: if it good for one to say it it’s good for another

i’m loving the feeling of good will around the roads and yards at this time year

Blocked his view of the number on the building? Was he worried the building might change numbers while you were hiding it from his view, or was he writing down a telephone number or something? I dont understand what all this was over.

how old are you, 15?

robinhood_1984:
Blocked his view of the number on the building? Was he worried the building might change numbers while you were hiding it from his view, or was he writing down a telephone number or something? I dont understand what all this was over.

Sounds like the system when delivering airfreight, you book in, get given a number and wait for your number and a door number to appear on a board outside the building.

robinhood_1984:
Blocked his view of the number on the building? Was he worried the building might change numbers while you were hiding it from his view, or was he writing down a telephone number or something? I dont understand what all this was over.

Over the airport you take a ticket the watch the bord for your number to come up , tells you what door to go on… Some times you view get blocked , so you move a little … No big deal…

Saaamon:
how old are you, 15?

Nice post …

If so I’m Obvisley 10 years older then you :wink:

fick off back to your van troll,quote=“Saaamon”]how old are you, 15?
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robinhood_1984:
Blocked his view of the number on the building? Was he worried the building might change numbers while you were hiding it from his view, or was he writing down a telephone number or something? I dont understand what all this was over.

10/10 Sir :stuck_out_tongue:

SYE-1:
At this point his head exploded and he gets out threatening to put me on my arse in his strong Irish accent , I tell him im ever so sorry and dont want to have a fight bacause i have peanuts for ■■■■■■■■, i then lifted my skirt up to prove this to him.

I’d say this is more like what happened…

What is your problem , fighting at work about a parking space yeah very worthwhile and mature …

You best get to the doctors , I think you have it …

Small van syndrome

SYE-1:
What is your problem , fighting at work about a parking space yeah very worthwhile and mature …

You best get to the doctors , I think you have it …

Small van syndrome

Hang on wasnt it YOU that was agruing about a parking space?

Does it matter what the guy was driving, or are you trying to convince yourself that your superior to him because your in a truck, would you have reacted completely differently if it had of been someone in an artic?

My problem is prats like you giving it the big ■■■■■■■ i am on a forum, shame the guy didnt knock you off your pedestal really.

you cant spell,you come from essex,and you drive a van,now go home troll

Saaamon:

SYE-1:
At this point his head exploded and he gets out threatening to put me on my arse in his strong Irish accent , I tell him im ever so sorry and dont want to have a fight bacause i have peanuts for ■■■■■■■■, i then lifted my skirt up to prove this to him.

I’d say this is more like what happened…

He carnt read either , as he Obvisley didn’t read my post , yeah it would have been different if he had been driving a lorry , he wouldn’t have parked like a div…

he’s boring me now anyway , grow up little boy …

anytime essex boy

SYE-1:
He carnt read either , as he Obvisley didn’t read my post , yeah it would have been different if he had been driving a lorry , he wouldn’t have parked like a div…

he’s boring me now anyway , grow up little boy …

I think strongbowpeter has had 1 too many strongbows.
Are you trying to argue with the o/p or Saaamon? :unamused:

All paddys have small man syndrome… Well the jockeys anyway :sunglasses:

SYE-1:

Saaamon:
how old are you, 15?

Nice post …

If so I’m Obvisley 10 years older then you :wink:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

strongbowpeter:
anytime essex boy

SYE-1:
He carnt read either , as he Obvisley didn’t read my post , yeah it would have been different if he had been driving a lorry , he wouldn’t have parked like a div…

he’s boring me now anyway , grow up little boy …

saaaman:you come across on here as a complete d/head,get a life.

jormoja:

strongbowpeter:
anytime essex boy

SYE-1:
He carnt read either , as he Obvisley didn’t read my post , yeah it would have been different if he had been driving a lorry , he wouldn’t have parked like a div…

he’s boring me now anyway , grow up little boy …

saaaman:you come across on here as a complete d/head,get a life.

Yet it was the op that was giving it the big i am to another driver, then comes on to an internet forum to tell the world… And i need to get a life do i :unamused: