Just been egged on the way home from the pub!! Don’t know whether to be arsed off or proud that some things don’t change over the years! 
Do you mean someone threw eggs at you or you was egged on to go home
P’s me off that does if you don’t get it off right away it ruins the paint
I’m usually too ■■■■■■ to get the egg of my car after iv driven home from the pub
Did the barman shout "Oy, you’ve forgot your pickled egg’ as you left the pub?? 
No eggs just to many shandy’s mmmmm