My son has been moaning at me for ages to buy him some Skoobies so i finally gave in today and bought some but unfortunastely muggins here has to make them so heres my first attempt has anyone got any tips for me?.
yes jammy mate, you need to learn the words “ask yer mum” “dads busy” 
JB:
yes jammy mate, you need to learn the words “ask yer mum” “dads busy”
Seriously, though, those things stink. Leave them in your living room overnight and in the morning it will smell like burning tar, or wet roads, or something!
STOP IT NOW!!!
The Betty Ford Clinic calls!!!
looks more like a whip to me somthing your not telling us jammy