Everyday I am impressed by the abilities of fellow drivers, some just show off with riding along holding the phone to their ear, but I overtook a Turners Daf the other day on the A14, saucepan in one hand, fork in the other, steering with his elbows. I thought at the time, they must be really proud of him, not even stopping to eat. Legend. 
The worst Iāve seen was as I passed a truck on the M1 around 2 in the morning, the driver had the steering wheel in the up position and had a laptop sat on there whilst he did his week end finances
I was that shocked I made two spelling mistakes updating my Facebook status !!! 
MR VAIN:
Everyday I am impressed by the abilities of fellow drivers, some just show off with riding along holding the phone to their ear, but I overtook a Turners Daf the other day on the A14, saucepan in one hand, fork in the other, steering with his elbows. I thought at the time, they must be really proud of him, not even stopping to eat. Legend.
in a rush to get to m&s york maybe
MR VAIN:
Everyday I am impressed by the abilities of fellow drivers, some just show off with riding along holding the phone to their ear, but I overtook a Turners Daf the other day on the A14, saucepan in one hand, fork in the other, steering with his elbows. I thought at the time, they must be really proud of him, not even stopping to eat. Legend.
There must be something about Turners, as 1 of their powder tanks passed me on the A63 yesturday lunchtime with the phone wedged up against his ear
peirre:
MR VAIN:
Everyday I am impressed by the abilities of fellow drivers, some just show off with riding along holding the phone to their ear, but I overtook a Turners Daf the other day on the A14, saucepan in one hand, fork in the other, steering with his elbows. I thought at the time, they must be really proud of him, not even stopping to eat. Legend.There must be something about Turners, as 1 of their powder tanks passed me on the A63 yesturday lunchtime with the phone wedged up against his ear
Phoning Poland to get his mates over here. 
Or the Stobart driver in full white shirt and tie driving P******** on the M6 at J10 on Wednesday morning. Speeding through the 50 zone flat out in the inside lane then where the roadworks start after the M5 split, drives into the 6ā6" width restriction to push in further up!
I was driving in Belgium a few years ago,I overtook a 7.5 box type van,looked down and he was playing a clarinet he even had the mucic sheet on the steering wheel.He was using his legs to steer!!honest I could not believe it.
beanie:
Or the Stobart driver !
I hope that gets deleted ASAPā¦thanks mod, youāre on the ball thismorning.
Andymalton:
I was driving in Belgium a few years ago,I overtook a 7.5 box type van,looked down and he was playing a clarinet he even had the mucic sheet on the steering wheel.He was using his legs to steer!!honest I could not believe it.
I was wondering what became of Acker Bilk.
Was he wearing a bowler hat 
Juddian:
beanie:
Or the Stobart driver !I hope that gets deleted ASAP.
Why ffs?? If they canāt take criticism they shouldnāt portray themselves as āThe Eliteā should theyā¦, or is it that they do not want to come across as they really areā¦ just like every other firm,( but with a HIGHER opinion of themselves ). Ahhh!.. thats better, thats my Stobart bashing over for another week 
robroy:
Juddian:
beanie:
Or the Stobart driver !I hope that gets deleted ASAP.
Why ffs?? If they canāt take criticism they shouldnāt portray themselves as āThe Eliteā
Over for another weekā¦ā ā ? Wassup? Why give up so early? 
MR VAIN:
robroy:
Juddian:
beanie:
Or the Stobart driver !I hope that gets deleted ASAP.
Why ffs?? If they canāt take criticism they shouldnāt portray themselves as āThe Eliteā
Over for another weekā¦ā ā ? Wassup? Why give up so early?
Iām resisting the temptation and weaning myself off it slowly like a bad habit, but admit it IS difficult.
robroy:
Juddian:
beanie:
Or the Stobart driver !I hope that gets deleted ASAP.
Why ffs?? If they canāt take criticism they shouldnāt portray themselves as āThe Eliteā
It was the (now deleted) Number Plate shown that i referred to.
Its always a difficult one naming and shaming, donāt know about you but iāve done a million stupid things in my time on the road, bloody glad no one took my registration and published it, iād have had me own TV show by nowā¦
What about the Dutchman cooking a Spag Bol while the Police chopper was filming him weaving all over the road, he had the gas cooker on his lap while driving.
Not seen it for a while, but, have seen a few who think its clever and cool to drive along the motorway with their right foot up on the dash
Andymalton:
I was driving in Belgium a few years ago,I overtook a 7.5 box type van,looked down and he was playing a clarinet he even had the mucic sheet on the steering wheel.He was using his legs to steer!!honest I could not believe it.
I canāt play my trombone in the cab when Iām driving - the windscreen is too close. Or maybe the slide could go out of the window ā¦
DAFMAD:
Not seen it for a while, but, have seen a few who think its clever and cool to drive along the motorway with their right foot up on the dash
Maybe its them guys that use a stationary truck for stopping in a hurry.