Six Truths in Life
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You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
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All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
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And discover #1 is a lie.
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You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
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You soon will forward this to another idiot.
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There is still a stupid smile on your face.