SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before ■■■.
However after ■■■ , they always dress on their own .
Moral of the story :
In life , no one helps you once you’re screwed .
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant , all her friends touch the stomach and saying
" congrats " , but , none of them come and touch the man’s c**k and say
" Good job " .
Moral of the story:
" Hard work is never appreciated ”
SIMPLE TRUTH 3
No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
A man came to visit his grandparents , and he noticed his grandfather sitting
on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt , with nothing on from the
waist down . ’ Grandad , what are you doing ? Your c**k is out in the wind for
everyone to see ! ’ he exclaimed .
The old man slowly looked at him and said , ’ Well … last week I sat out
here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck . This is your grandma’s idea ! ! ’