Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before ■■■.

However after ■■■ , they always dress on their own .

Moral of the story :

In life , no one helps you once you’re screwed .

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant , all her friends touch the stomach and saying

" congrats " , but , none of them come and touch the man’s c**k and say

" Good job " .

Moral of the story:

" Hard work is never appreciated ”

SIMPLE TRUTH 3

No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me

A man came to visit his grandparents , and he noticed his grandfather sitting

on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt , with nothing on from the

waist down . ’ Grandad , what are you doing ? Your c**k is out in the wind for

everyone to see ! ’ he exclaimed .

The old man slowly looked at him and said , ’ Well … last week I sat out

here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck . This is your grandma’s idea ! ! ’