“Slow Workforce In Road”; You don’t see it nowadays, replaced with “Workforce In Road Slow.”
“We’re working hard to”… And there’s nobody there except a gimp in a Lux traffic signals van playing on his phone.
“New Road Layout” when the sign has been there 20 years.
Take Extra care through road works,y would you need to take deodorant through road works
“Sign not in use” 
Reflects my job. On a road that solely goes to a mortuary. Dead Slow.
Makes me smile every time…
“Check your fuel level”
“Turn off (or switch off - can’t remember exactly) sat nav and follow diversion”
“Building your new A14!”
“My Daddy works here…”
…No he doesn’t, my old chap retired 5 years ago.
“ oldbury viaduct will be open spring/summer/autumn/winter 2017/2018/2019” 
bristolrob:
“ oldbury viaduct will be open spring/summer/autumn/winter 2017/2018/2019”
So when is the M5 fully reopening ? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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blue estate:
bristolrob:
“ oldbury viaduct will be open spring/summer/autumn/winter 2017/2018/2019”So when is the M5 fully reopening ? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Hopefully can’t be far away. Was travelling south on in today. And it looks like theve finished the main works and there tarmacing /relaying the road .
blue estate:
bristolrob:
“ oldbury viaduct will be open spring/summer/autumn/winter 2017/2018/2019”So when is the M5 fully reopening ? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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I can remember when it was 2 lanes from Strensham n/b.
Suedehead:
blue estate:
bristolrob:
“ oldbury viaduct will be open spring/summer/autumn/winter 2017/2018/2019”So when is the M5 fully reopening ? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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I can remember when it was 2 lanes from Strensham n/b.
I’ve forgotten when it was 3 lanes from jct2 north [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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One made me chuckle on the M4 over Baglan bridge a couple of years ago,
Said summat like “beware of diesel thieves”, you look down to the left and there’s the local branch of the Caravan Using Nomadic Theft Syndicate.
Cats eyes removed.
My little ex - mrs used to get quite upset when she saw that one 
“My daddy works here” with a picture on it in some roadworks.
No he doesnt. In fact nobody’s daddy works there. They’re balls deep in a ■■■■■■ in some dodgy contractors pub with dingy rooms because they give out inflated receipts for expense claims 
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly road signs.
I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Some people want to fill the world with silly road signs…and what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know.
If you don’t know what I’m on about…sorry I’m bored. 
robroy:
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly road signs.
I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Some people want to fill the world with silly road signs…and what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know.If you don’t know what I’m on about…sorry I’m bored.
A fine Paul macca song inspired by a quote from John Lennon
“ all you write is silly love songs Paul “ [emoji6][emoji23]
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robroy:
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly road signs.
I look around me and I see it isn’t so. Some people want to fill the world with silly road signs…and what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know.If you don’t know what I’m on about…sorry I’m bored.
Far too easy but blue estate beat me to it.
Although to be technically correct Wings actually.
^^^^^^^^^^
I’m impressed 2 fellow music lovers: 
Ok, not his best song fair enough, but him and Lennon …2 musical legends.
robroy:
^^^^^^^^^^
I’m impressed 2 fellow music lovers:
Ok, not his best song fair enough, but him and Lennon …2 musical legends.
Rob not all truck drivers are uncultured ogars [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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blue estate:
robroy:
^^^^^^^^^^
I’m impressed 2 fellow music lovers:
Ok, not his best song fair enough, but him and Lennon …2 musical legends.Rob not all truck drivers are uncultured ogars [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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But some are Ogris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogri