Silly number plate "nicknames"

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Female 8wheeler driver on AWPR contract has LESBO on a plate.
Dunno if it’s true!
Fit lookin blonde so could b a defence or as Dipper Dave would see it, a challenge [emoji6]

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dieseldog999:

tomk86:

dieseldog999:
I always wanted a private reg that read tomk86 but my misses wouldn’t let me cos the thought it was a bit [zb]… :wink:

Now I know your not telling the truth diesel

There’s no way you could have a mrs :laughing:

I do…I frequenltly have yours when your out…that’s why im so fat…everytime I plough her,she makes me a sandwich for the road home… :laughing:

Now I know its not true - my wife can’t prepare food for sheote

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touché :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Do I need to explain mine. It is a genuine nickname.

Actually no I don’t need to explain it.

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No mate it was only meant as a bit of fun, didn’t mean to offend anyone.
They used to call me dog at school. If I was lying I would say yeah I was like a Rottweiler.
Truth is it’s because I was an ugly bleeder

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Best two I’ve seen recently are “Arse hole” and “Moron” both on tipper trucks! :smiley:

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One of our has Noodles on his. I used to have RADAR but took it out after a while. The truck I’m currently driving isn’t mine, my name isn’t Lee, I don’t support Liverpool and I don’t like frilly curtains.

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A lad I knew had “The Dogs ■■■■■■■■” on a strip across the top of his windscreen on a 143 500. back in the late ninety’s this was some machine and the ‘dogs ■■■■■■■■’ summed it up.

I just love how we revere dogs so much that we try to enhance ourselves by the use of the word Dog in stuff we aspire too :smiley: . Big Dog, Road Dog, Diesel Dog, Mad Dog,

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Bluey Circles:
A lad I knew had “The Dogs ■■■■■■■■” on a strip across the top of his windscreen on a 143 500. back in the late ninety’s this was some machine and the ‘dogs ■■■■■■■■’ summed it up.

I just love how we revere dogs so much that we try to enhance ourselves by the use of the word Dog in stuff we aspire too :smiley: . Big Dog, Road Dog, Diesel Dog, Mad Dog,

Dirty dog :smiley:

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I used to do some agency work for Argos in Bridgwater many years ago. There was a driver there who looked like Magnum PI, shoulder length hair and bushy mustache. The other drivers bought him a plate which said 118 118 on it. I thought it was hilarious, and he did put it in his window.

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Each to their own !!! who cares anyway…

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I’d rather have as little as possible stuff for people to id me, if I could i’d run a plain white tractor/trailer instead of company logos plastered all over :wink:

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I have this in my screen. Quite simply because being called ‘drive’ annoys me. Seems to work. Couldn’t give a toss about people’s opinions about it. Plus I’m a BC so no one tends to question or criticise :laughing:

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P222:
I have this in my screen. Quite simply because being called ‘drive’ annoys me. Seems to work. Couldn’t give a toss about people’s opinions about it. Plus I’m a BC so no one tends to question or criticise :laughing:

Tiny…

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So what’s the big deal ■■

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tomk86:
I was going to post this in the unreasonable annoyances thread - but I do believe this deserves a thread of it’s own.

Earlier today I was driving down a lovely A road in some weird hick town called “Husbands Bosworth”,

Young Man, Husbands Bosworth is NOT a weird hick town, it’s a weird hick village. Actually it’s a rather nice place to live surrounded by lovely countryside.
Returning to your original point, I seem to remember a few years ago there was an aric unit from the stoke area with “Romping Donkey” emblazoned across the back. It still makes me smile when I think of it.

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Mine says Mr Cloggy usually seen around So’ton or Felixstowe i’ll let you guess why lol

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P222:
I have this in my screen. Quite simply because being called ‘drive’ annoys me. Seems to work. Couldn’t give a toss about people’s opinions about it. Plus I’m a BC so no one tends to question or criticise :laughing:

I saw this and thought your name was Poretta

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what really annoys me is when you see a new or nearly new wagon with an A plate on their vehicle[1983/4] why,because it has the last three digits of their company on the plate,example is a well known airfreight company in heathrow,it would be a nearly new wagon but would have for example A123 STS,annoying,dont know why but it just gets to me

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I don’t get private plates on trucks full stop. Even more so when the truck is a clapped out pile of ■■■■.