Silly Joke

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the human brain is the hardest working thing. it works 24 hours a day 7 days a week 52 weeks a year never stopping right from the moment it is formed in the womb right up to the moment you vote labour

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moses was a visionary he was the first person in the world to download something from the cloud to a tablet

African word of the day :-
DANDELION

The cheetah is faster dandelion

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Just been to the pharmacy and asked the young lady assistant for Benylin

“For cough” said she

“steady on love, I only asked”

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Agency called me up to say bring your own steering wheel.


One of my bestest and most favouritist sites on FB is Forest Friends. Never fails to make me smile





My wife told me she loves me because I make her laugh.

I said I thought it was because I was so good in bed.

She said, "there, you see, you’re hilarious’.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@artificial.irrele/video/7531770755843902742

God knows if this works supposed be tick tock video someone sent me I don’t use tiktok so not sure if this had worked

Should’ve bottled it.

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what do you call the first migrant of the boat….amhere… what do you call the second migrant off the boat,.. amhere azwel… what do you call the third migrant of the boat amhere azwel azhim