He should have used some Duck or Gaffer tape and not a cable tie.
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Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Donald
■■■■ off, I’m not risking it.
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Why does Trump always store a potato in his underpants?
He wants to be USA’s first dictator.
3 cable ties-that company must be made of money!
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2 engineers are standing looking up at a flag pole. a lady walking past stopped and asked what they were doing. One of the engineers tells the lady were supposed to be measuring the height of this flag pole but we dong have a ladder. The lady reaches into her bag and pulls out a spanner undoes the anchor bolts lays the pole on the ground pulls out a tape measure and announces its 22 feet 6 inches and walks off. The engineers look at each other and say well lot of good that is we needed the height not the length. Needless to say both engineers were sacked and are now working as elected members of parliment
English man Irish man and Welsh man walked into a bar.
Bar man goes this some kind of joke.
I apologise if this joke isn’t political correct and offends someone
An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a bar. You’d have thought one of them would have seen it.
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Where I’m currently working most of the drivers also have bikes and they’re constantly badgering me to get one. I’ve started dropping (not so) subtle hints to my Missus but she’s having none of it 
she quite rightly points out that I started racing because I simply cannot be trusted on the road! She has a point
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Frankie Boyle
England has no pride, have you seen who they are parked against?
Just a kick back against the Boyle btw, from half a Welshman. 
