I went into the gents at one of our depots yesterday.
Above the urinal was a smart notice that read:
PLEASE STOP
FINGERPAINTING ON
THE WALLS WITH THE
CONTENTS OF YOUR
NOSE
Hmmm, kinda regret reading this now… 
Many moons ago, my dad was a director at a foundry. There was a little used gents at the end of the offices, and the cleaners complained that some dirty sod was blowing their nose and leaving snot all over the toilet area.
Upon further investigation the snot was actually discovered to be ■■■■■■■■■■
It got so bad that a covert stake out was placed on the toilet, but the phantom w****r was never discovered.
bestbooties:
I went into the gents at one of our depots yesterday.
Above the urinal was a smart notice that read:PLEASE STOP
FINGERPAINTING ON
THE WALLS WITH THE
CONTENTS OF YOUR
NOSE
it would be more like a proper sign of the times if it was also written in polish/Latvian/Lithuanian/Urdu■■? with a ps that reads,if you have been affected in any way by what you’ve seen,please call our 24 hr counselling helpline,translators also available, 
Secretelephant:
Many moons ago, my dad was a director at a foundry. There was a little used gents at the end of the offices, and the cleaners complained that some dirty sod was blowing their nose and leaving snot all over the toilet area.
Upon further investigation the snot was actually discovered to be ■■■■■■■■■■It got so bad that a covert stake out was placed on the toilet, but the phantom w****r was never discovered.
How the hell did they find that out, or did someone taste it ? ( or is it a MMTM and he heard it in a RDC type story ? ) 
Sign of the times. How many business premises restrict drivers access to their facilities? Wonder why? Also, the ones that do allow access state in no uncertain terms that they will be closed if abuse of said facilities continues. Who does this? Do they do it at home? What is so difficult about having a ■■■■ and washing your hands and then leaving without causing a mess??
Sainsburys in East Kilbride kills me. The place is minging, toilets are filthy, waiting room is the size of a shoe box, and is draughty as hell, yet being like a sauna at the same time.
I am guessing that they are a little annoyed that someone pinched the remote for the tv. There must be about 20 notices on the wall telling drivers not to ask for it, as it’s been pinched. Not 20 of the same notice, each one has been individually misspelled and printed off.
Was half tempted to hide the tv in the false ceiling.