What goes trundle trundle bang . . . trundle trundle bang . . trundle trundle bang . .
wheelchair 400m hurdles.
I hope they’ve got dedicated parking spaces for the non-disabled at the Paralympics. 
Harry Monk:
I hope they’ve got dedicated parking spaces for the non-disabled at the Paralympics.
Park where you want,if challanged shout "■■■■ off you ■■■■ . . ive got tourettes "
They’ve already started testing the Chinese athletes for banned substances.
Apparently they found WD40 on their wheelchairs.
Ken.
A chav and a nun on a train. Chav chews prawns and spits them at the nun. After 20 minutes the nun is ■■■■■■ off and pulls the emergency cord. “Daft cow!” Yells the chav. “£500 fine for pulling that if there’s no emergency,”
“Yes”. Says the nun.
“But I bet £500 you get 10 years inside when I shout ■■■■ and the police sniff your fingers!”
Just competed in the Paralympic blind ■■■■■■■■■■■■ finals.
■■■■ knows where i came !!