raymundo:
No I bloody well aint, besides I had a shower in July so not time for another yet !!
A man after my own heart…I also have a shower once a year whether I need one or not.
The only showers i get in bootle are golden ones 
I love being dyslexic! I read the title as “showers are brutal in Liverpool”.
Lol…sounds like a 2nd rate gangster flick.
" Brutal in Bootle ". The sequel could be called " The ■■■■■ at the Docks ".