The use of a bidet in the bathroom has not really taken off in the UK compared to the continent.
I reckon that comes under the ââToo much Informationââ heading mate.
(And information we really did NOT need to know.
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Otherwise known as a military wash, to make the most of whatâs available with no facilities when tramping, to use baby wipes, or a washing up bowl for the morning shave and ablutions, if stuck in a lay by when the MSA or truck stop was full up early to late afternoon.
It was rather a novelty using an arse shower next to the toilet in the Maldives.
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Do love the bum gun when i travel east! Thinking of getting one fitted at home here in UK
Canât beat a bidet, more hygienic than using paper, or if in Japan they have super looâs that do a vast array of ablutions as itâs a robot.
The very last thing I require is R2D2 attending to my hoop. The world is doomed.
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Heated seats, loud speakers, WiFi, self cleaning robo -loo to wet the whistle.
Heated water on high pressure to do the business side of things.
A few month ago in Bangkok, hotel had Japanese toilets⌠wow.. clean bum every time, and my GF (now wife) loved it! and she is Thai
Canât beat a Japanese toilet, much better than the hole in the ground in the French toilets on the main roads in the lay-by areas.
It was similar to the RAF or Luftwaffe in the war, to spread the axles, open up the bomb door and aim precisely to hit the target to avoid the splash back of someone elseâs diarrhoea left in the stinking and rancid hole in the floor.
Doomed indeed, whatâs wrong with the old fashioned toilet brush?
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Just trying to work out AndyâŚ
Was it the khazi your Mrs âlovedâ or your clean bum.
Maybe both eh?
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should have rephrased it lol but yes we both enjoyed the toilet. And Thailand like greece/cyprus, not advisable to flush toilet paper down the loo 
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I was thinking the same. You put it a lot more politely than what i had in mind though 
Speaking of face coveringsâŚ
Before the pandemic and Covid arrived young men and teenagers would not be seen to wear balaclavas and black scarves as this would immediately stand out that they were up to no good and possibly a member of the public ringing the police.
Post pandemic nobody bats an eyelid anymore and itâs become normalised and accepted in to daily life if we see them with face coverings to include paper surgical masks, the naive public will just assume they have a family member who is immunosuppressed and taking responsibility to protect their loved oneâs, but they are not, itâs to evade CCTV.
The Romans used a coral sponge attached to a stick for their ablutions in the latrine.
Too much information!