I suppose she has to be given smelling salts when her horse has a ■■■■.
I have to…
Agree with Karen about the parking, it really is dreadful.
But the rest is such a non-event. You’d think she could just ignore it but oh no, what’s she’s just witnessed is, according to her, worse than the ■■■■ of Nanking. She’s so offended, she managed to get her phone out, focus and take a few pics…shocking! 
Why can’t people just get on with their own lives and leave everyone else to get on with theirs?
I hope all her future parcel, supermarket and take away food deliveries get mislaid, lost or just simply never turn up. Better still, I’d quite happily grin like a Friday night drunk in the chippy whilst I dropped her new 55 inch flat screen off the tail lift onto her driveway.
■■■■■!
Lets hope the man who delivers her Ketamin doesn’t need a ■■■■
Question is was it just the one shake or two?
Id have winked* at her afterwards too.
*not a typo
But it’s fine to ride a horse through a residential area and let it ■■■■ all over and just leave it
Hope she never drives around France. Not uncommon for blokes to stop anywhere and go for a pee, they don’t even bother trying to hide it like these guys do, they literally stop, stand on verge, whip out their old chap and have a ■■■■■ in full view.
Is she supposed to be a horsey type? if so definately not normal, all the ones i’ve met have been quite blase about such things, it’s part of country living…note not the country (townies really) set who are different entirely…lots of horsey girls have a piddle in the straw just as their nag would if they have indoor stabling, chaps into horses nip round the corner out of sight, proper toilet might be miles way and probably frozen solid half the winter, no one with any common sense bats an eyelid at something so utterly normal as having a pee.
Are there motorway service toilets or other facilities nearby?
Are home delivery clients co-operative when a couple of (I daresay nice) blokes ask to use their loo, when doing a two minute delivery?
Better off ■■■■■■■ on the grass than the tarmac, and better to do it on the opposite side of truck to any occupied cars, true, but at least his back was towards her.
Toval930:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-lewis-delivery-men-caught-23322301
…when the ‘‘real’’ news are a better parody than the Onion’s
never knowingly caught having a ■■■■… may be a new slogan… 
cav551:
I suppose she has to be given smelling salts when her horse has a ■■■■.
Goodness knows how she would react if her horse got a stiffy.
Everybody stops to have a ■■■■, a non event, blown out of proportion. 
Tbf though, they could have been a bit more discreet, cos they sure as hell will get a bollocking, or even the sack if the management team are up their own arses.
good job it wasnt me, i like to stand on the top step then i dont splash my boots 
How pathetic,photographing someone urinating and then having it in a newspaper,how low can you get.What I do,is open the passenger door then point towards the back and do it then,and if another vehicle pulls in behind you will see it before anyone gets out,that way you are covered from bothangles
Whats probably happened is she clocked the name on the lorry and the smell of compensation filled the air so she took a picture and blown it out of all proportion.
I will bet though that when her horse ■■■■■ on the road she isnt out with a poop scoop bag and a shovel picking it up
The-Snowman:
Whats probably happened is she clocked the name on the lorry and the smell of compensation filled the air so she took a picture and blown it out of all proportion.I will bet though that when her horse [zb] on the road she isnt out with a poop scoop bag and a shovel picking it up
Agreed compensation!
However if that was me i would of went more into the grass verge tried looking for a tree i wouldnt want to pee and have traffic looking at me
Could have been a lot worse it could have been a number 2 in a plastic bag, now that’s a sight for sore eyes, god help her if she ever passes through Dover at the moment
The-Snowman:
Whats probably happened is she clocked the name on the lorry and the smell of compensation filled the air so she took a picture and blown it out of all proportion.Urine - the money
She says the other bloke was only partially visible. Should have craned her neck a bit more. What’s wrong with just driving off anyway. Soppy cow.