Came across some near Bourton on The Water the other day; The farmer was getting really irate with the drivers of queuing vehicles because they wouldn’t get out and play the good shepherd. Felt sorry for the woman infront of me who was given grief for not using her new Juke as a barrier. He wasn’t even a Yokel, one of those 30 something good life surrey expats.
So what do others do? Play Farmer Palmer or keep out of the way? I did tell the farmer to wind his neck in after he shouted up at me for not getting out.
What if someone did get out to help and an accident happened? You’d end up being fleeced for compo. Thats a baaaaaaaaa-d move in my opinion.
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thank you, im here all week. (takes a bow)
Ewe really should have belped him, but at least you didn’t ram him with your motor when he had a go at you.
Wool, I hope he caugh tup with them all in the end though.
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Thank you very much. 
too much bleating in the OP
Muckaway:
So what do others do?
I wouldn’t let anyone pull the wool over my ewes I mean eyes I’d sit and watch the calamity unfold.
Now i’ve herd it all, should have told him not to be a sheep-skate and get himself a cheap-dog. He mutton be baaahh-kin’ mad thinking people are gonna round up his sheep for him.
Going back to sleep now…counting sheep!
this works as a good blocker
■■■■ ewe all, ewe mutton be so flippant with this thread.
The farmer could have called John Noakes
" Get down Shep " .
And get a Blue Peter badge .
Yer all ovine a larf aincha?
I couldn’t get out to assist the farmer…I was too busy having a lamb shank.