I was a victim of the above mentioned perpetrator yesterday. I trunked 26 pallets of dairy products up to Iceland Livingston, and when I got in the yard, I remembered that the chill goods in was round the back.
Got round there and a few wagons were parked in a line waiting for a bay. Saw a spot just past them on the left(I didn’t jump the queue before anyone moans!), which required a blindside reverse. I realised that this would momentarily inconvenience one of the single tooth brigade who had just backed under a trailer opposite, on one of the bays.
Took about 2 mins as I had to do an extra couple of shunts, due to it being tighter than Mrs Beavers ■■■■■. When uni tooth ambled past me, his 1989 Terberg almost toppled over with the momentum caused by his excessive SHS (shaky head syndrome).
Traumatic experience which kept me up all last night worrying. Anyone else suffered with SHS this week?
Yep it’s quite common, one solution is to stare intently at the perpetrator then stick out ones tongue.
The verbal version of SHS is a ‘tut’, commonly heard behind ones shoulder in supermarket ques when asking if it’s possible to pay by cheque or presenting an item with a dodgy barcode.
One of the few things that send my lioness postal is a ‘tut’. This will trigger her to scream 'who ■■■■ in tutted. Great fun to witness her kicking off.
I wouldn’t worry. He must have a grand time shunting trailers about all day in the same yard, knowing he hasn’t the balls to drive anywhere but in the playground.
I find most shunters are OK. But you get a few that are bell ends of the first order… Usually working for Asda in my experience lol
eagerbeaver:
l,…When uni tooth ambled past me, his 1989 Terberg almost toppled over with the momentum caused by his excessive SHS (shaky head syndrome).
Traumatic experience which kept me up all last night worrying. Anyone else suffered with SHS this week?
Maybe the shunty is a TNUK member ■■
That would explain his actions as he would be traumatised by your dull witless and funny as bum grapes postings
