sexy stories

i once had ■■■ with a chicken and was caught. they called me a fowl [zb]. lets have more of your stories.(dont tell the wife)

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You sure you`re on the right sort of website■■? :confused: :confused: :confused: :unamused:

Don’t worry bullitt,it’s dark now,a fox will probably have him. :laughing:

sorry guys i never realised you were p[ure as the driven snow.

jimmy m:
sorry guys i never realised you were p[ure as the driven snow.

Whiter than White mate!!! :laughing: :laughing:

Can I say that■■?..or is that a racist comment?? :laughing:

what !!! :confused: :confused: :confused:

I’m a carp fisherman! :wink:

jimmy m:
sorry guys i never realised you were p[ure as the driven snow.

What a plonker.

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A man was arrested today,for having ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■ with his truck,
police have confirmed that he is HGV positive :laughing:

oatcake1967:
A man was arrested today,for having ■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■■■■■ with his truck,
police have confirmed that he is HGV positive :laughing:

Nice one :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Koop:
I’m a carp fisherman! :wink:

So was I, so I packed it in :smiley: