Sex

During ■■■ you burn as much calories as running 5 miles…Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds ?

who the hell lasts more than 30 seconds having ■■■

dryliner:
who the hell lasts more than 30 seconds having ■■■

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

expensive by the the time you’ve fed ,clothed, homed and educated the result. :frowning:

CSA?

syramax:

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

expensive by the the time you’ve fed ,clothed, homed and educated the result. :frowning:

Should’ve used the M6 Tap & Go system… tut tut. :wink: :laughing:

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Its what posh people have their coal delivered in :stuck_out_tongue:

10 miles in 30 secs if her husbands after me, lol

thehairyarsedtrucker:
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds ?

Usain Bolts faster brother… Shootya

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

don’t know you tell me… im not getting any either. :imp:

■■■ is the commodity used by women to snare gullible young men into a state of matrimony , once the sprogs are born said ■■■ is withdrawn until such times as she wants something expensive or she gets drunk enough .

rigsby:
■■■ is the commodity used by women to snare gullible young men into a state of matrimony , once the sprogs are born said ■■■ is withdrawn until such times as she wants something expensive or she gets drunk enough .

This is so true!

jessicas dad:

comet:
Whats ■■■ :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

don’t know you tell me… im not getting any either. :imp:

Oh I don’t know.

It was our 27th wedding anniversary yesterday, and we stopped in Helmsley last night… :wink:

Roll on next year.

Ken.

I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they get

Astronaut’s can :sunglasses:

NewLad:
I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they get

My ex-Mrs just got fatter and nagged more the older she got !!!

markoc:

NewLad:
I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they get

My ex-Mrs just got fatter and nagged more the older she got !!!

Great something to look forward to then :open_mouth:

A marriage should be like a lease, 5 year renewal, if your not happy trade her in with no financial penalties.

I’d be up for renewal next year too, think of all the “test drives” :laughing:

my wife traded me in for a younger model.
she’s now single and im getting and shes not.
and the bit about ‘the older they get the more ■■■■■ they get’ well all I can say is “I feel like a knackered rabbit”

I said to my missus that “if I die before you my dear I want you to marry Trev 3 doors down”.

“but I thought you hated Trev” she said.

“I do dear, with a passion”. :smiley: