During ■■■ you burn as much calories as running 5 miles…Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds ?
who the hell lasts more than 30 seconds having ■■■
dryliner:
who the hell lasts more than 30 seconds having ■■■
Whats ■■■
comet:
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expensive by the the time you’ve fed ,clothed, homed and educated the result.
CSA?
syramax:
comet:
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expensive by the the time you’ve fed ,clothed, homed and educated the result.
Should’ve used the M6 Tap & Go system… tut tut.
comet:
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Its what posh people have their coal delivered in
10 miles in 30 secs if her husbands after me, lol
thehairyarsedtrucker:
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds ?
Usain Bolts faster brother… Shootya
comet:
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don’t know you tell me… im not getting any either.
■■■ is the commodity used by women to snare gullible young men into a state of matrimony , once the sprogs are born said ■■■ is withdrawn until such times as she wants something expensive or she gets drunk enough .
rigsby:
■■■ is the commodity used by women to snare gullible young men into a state of matrimony , once the sprogs are born said ■■■ is withdrawn until such times as she wants something expensive or she gets drunk enough .
This is so true!
jessicas dad:
comet:
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don’t know you tell me… im not getting any either.
Oh I don’t know.
It was our 27th wedding anniversary yesterday, and we stopped in Helmsley last night…
Roll on next year.
Ken.
I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they get
Astronaut’s can
NewLad:
I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they get
My ex-Mrs just got fatter and nagged more the older she got !!!
markoc:
NewLad:
I keep being told women get more ■■■■■ the older they get, but I also get told that men get less interested the older they getMy ex-Mrs just got fatter and nagged more the older she got !!!
Great something to look forward to then
A marriage should be like a lease, 5 year renewal, if your not happy trade her in with no financial penalties.
I’d be up for renewal next year too, think of all the “test drives”
my wife traded me in for a younger model.
she’s now single and im getting and shes not.
and the bit about ‘the older they get the more ■■■■■ they get’ well all I can say is “I feel like a knackered rabbit”
I said to my missus that “if I die before you my dear I want you to marry Trev 3 doors down”.
“but I thought you hated Trev” she said.
“I do dear, with a passion”.