I think I am going mad…
I actually look forward to that nice woman who lives in my satnav starting a conversation with me.
She does ignore me sometimes, but I have got used to that anyway!
She keeps repeating herself, but I got used to that as well.
Sometimes when I am having a quick five minutes, she will waken me rudely, “TURN LEFT AND JOIN THE MOTORWAY”
I don’t really trust her either, but I can live with that
She reminds me of somebody…
Hey ho.
nowt wrong with that fella we all do it , ive even had raging fallouts with mine when ive refused to speak to it and told it to shut the ■■■■ up … ive tried many times to tell it its wrong but it never listens … i refuse to have a womans voice thought thats just wrong 
No just what you mean, often find myself saying good morning when she fires up.
We do fall out when she repeats “make a u turn” over and over. I swear the more she repeats it the sterner she gets, can almost feel her eyes burning into me.
A quick Google will find you a ‘■■■■ selina’ voice to download if you have a TomTom (may work on others).
If you are going to do something, do it right. 