A man is on his way home from work late at night and cuts through the park to save time. As he passes some bushes, a womans voice whispers “20 quid” out of the darkness.
He’s never had a ■■■■■■ before so he agrees and they get down to it.
Then a copper turns up and shines his torch on them and says “what’s going on 'ere then ?”
The bloke gets stroppy and says “can’t a man make love to his wife !?”
Copper says,“I’m sorry, I didn’t realise”.
Man says "neither did I till you shone that bloody torch on 'er !
