A Scottish, English and Irish man are in the airport going for their luggage. English man goes first and comes back 5 minutes later with his case. Irish man goes next and comes back 5 minutes later with his case. The Scots man goes last and is away for 15 minutes and comes back with two black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked the other two. "Don’t know! I only asked the stewardess ‘can I get my holedoll’. "
bu-dum-tish!