Scotland

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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In the beginning the Lord God Almighty,sitting on the throne on high,turned to his mate the archangel Gabriel and said:

Gabby, today i’m going to create Scotland.I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains,purple glens,and rich green forests.I will give it swift clear flowing rivers,and i will fill them with salmon.The land shall be lush and fertile on which the people shall grow barley to brew an amber nectar that will be sought after all over the world. Underneath the land,I shall lay rich seams of coal.In the waters around the shore there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas.

Excuse me ,Sire " interrupted the archangel Gabriel" Don’t you think you are being a bit too generous with these Scots?

■■■■■ no " replied the Lord, Wait till you see the ■■■■■■■ neighbours i’m giving them :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Nice one.

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England supporters awaiting the arrival of the ‘Grand slam express’ are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at Murrayfield, the 18.12 from Edinburgh has been cancelled.

Further bad news as the A1 south has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call Scottish emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home. Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.

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Sorry! Just saw the above posted elsewhere :blush:

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All together now…

“It’s a great day for the Irish…” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Sorry, Gardun, perhaps you’re not familiar with that particular tune? :wink: