Scientific Research

Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the governmentto discover why the human ■■■■■ is the shaped the way it is. OxfordUniversity allocated a budget of 100,000 for research. After 2 years they concluded that the reason the head of the ■■■■■ is wider than the shaft is that it fits better, when in situ, so to speak. This would prevent leakage of ■■■■■ and increase the probability of successful fertilisation.

Cambridge University spent £50,000 on a research programme that lasted years. The results showed that the ■■■■■ widened near the tip because it maximised the number of nerve endings stimulated during ■■■. This would lead to increased sensitivity and a better chance of impregnation.

Finally, the Open University spent £1.50 on a copy of ■■■■■■■ and 10 minutes in the staff toilet, only to discover that the ■■■■■ widens at thetip in order to prevent your hand from slipping off the end.

:laughing: :laughing: very good!!! :laughing: :laughing:

Nice one CM :laughing: