It never used to bother me that they live half a mile from the school,but the little angels must be chauffered in a Chelsea tractor,once dropped off,it is customary to catch up on the gossip,of which teacher is going with who and so on,and block the road until it is time for the mid morning coffee meeting with an old friend,then yoga,go home do some chores,then go back in the afternoon to block the road again,double yellow lines,you are joking,what do those mean.
Why in the UK,are all cars single occupancy,then moan about wind turbines,when they are wasting fuel and not using their motor efficiently by not sharing it.
Noel Edmunds had a blow dolly or some sort of manikin in his own private taxi so he could use the car sharing lanes and bus/taxi lanes,on the way to the studios in Bristol.
I never mind spending ten minutes looking at some MILFs 
Harry Monk:
I never mind spending ten minutes looking at some MILFs
Especially if it’s a hot day 
Harry Monk:
I never mind spending ten minutes looking at some MILFs
^^^^This many many many times!!
Funny you say that Harry,i have seen some stunners,mammary glands out brigade,if they have got it,flaunt it!
Do you think they are playing the field when hubby is away on buisiness trips,she is all alone in a 5 bed mock Tudor home. 
Best back in the days when girlies dressed to please, if they look, dress and speak like geezers as so many now do, not interested.
Good point,women in jeans,not so good. 
Unfortuneatly too many Mc Donalds burgers and Greggs sausage rolls, mean that most of the young mums seen around schools today have arses the size of scunthorpe! What has happened to all the great, beautiful, slim British women who were considered the greatest in the world?
If you see a nice tight rear end in a pair of jeans, chances are they will be speaking Polish or Russian.
Come back Twiggy, Felicity kendal, Susan George, Jenny Agutter etc, all is forgiven!
Harry Monk:
I never mind spending ten minutes looking at some MILFs
There is a member on here,won’t mention his name 
who did that one day hiding behind his shades checking out the yummy mummies and proceeded to run over a family of ducks crossing the road in front of him causing a great deal of distress to both mummies and their little darlings…
Thetaff:
Harry Monk:
I never mind spending ten minutes looking at some MILFsThere is a member on here,won’t mention his name
Oh yes I remember that 
Erm. Wouldn’t it have been better to have pulled in before putting the shades on, and gawking?
In any case, who’s the top nominated ■■■■ these days?
“One man’s meat” and all that…
One would have thought that to be a professional ■■■■ one would have to be at least a mum, but that’s not true is it?
There’s a playground ■■■■ at my kid’s school who’s a dead ringer for Payton Leigh though. 