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Had to post this after finding this in the Telegraph. Absolute madness! 
Perhaps if the young gentleman in question hadn’t been such a stupid ■■■■ in the first place, he wouldn’t have cut himself.
I never liked those things at school anyway, and stopped using them after I saw someone ■■■■■■■ in one 
That gives me an idea. Whilst washing my wheel trim cover purchased from scania I cut my thumb pretty bad on the rim. It’s bloody sharp maybe I could sue scania. They must know that I would get a sponge, run it around the edge off the cover and possibly cause injury to myself. Yeah right what a stupid article, boy punches fountain, fountain wins ■■■■■■■ hell get over it. His own bloody fault were becoming more and more like the USA. When he’s 16 he’ll be punching windows in to try and steal cars. He’ll cut his hand and knock on the front door and ask his victim for his insurance details you wait.
Karl86:
That gives me an idea. Whilst washing my wheel trim cover purchased from scania I cut my thumb pretty bad on the rim. It’s bloody sharp maybe I could sue scania. They must know that I would get a sponge, run it around the edge off the cover and possibly cause injury to myself. Yeah right what a stupid article, boy punches fountain, fountain wins [zb] hell get over it. His own bloody fault were becoming more and more like the USA. When he’s 16 he’ll be punching windows in to try and steal cars. He’ll cut his hand and knock on the front door and ask his victim for his insurance details you wait.
Careful, he’ll be tripping over blue walls next 
It’s a pity we couldn’t nip this claim stuff in the bud. Would make a few lawyers redundant, er, if anyones bothered…