Say a little prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a blonde ,deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ■■■■■ who owns an off licence and has a corporate box at the boro.

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pray for a blonde ,deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ■■■■■ who owns an off licence and has a corporate box at the boro

surely you ain’t that desperate :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

kitkat:
pray for a blonde ,deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ■■■■■ who owns an off licence and has a corporate box at the boro

surely you ain’t that desperate :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

lol… theres no accounting for taste is there… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

nufc

Whats boro? :smiley: :smiley:

TC:
I pray for a blonde ,deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge ■■■■■

You’ve met my wife then ,TC??

Dan.

jammymutt:
Whats boro? :smiley: :smiley:

The team that has just stuffed Liverpool! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :wink:

How do you stuff a city?

With a big box of Paxo :laughing:

Jules

Boots O’Lead:
With a big box of Paxo :laughing:

Jules

ROFLMFAO.

And I hate text speak :grimacing:.

Very funny TC :laughing: