I know some people have “celebrity” voices on their sat-navs, but does anyone else give theirs a name? Since Google Maps replaced Phyllis-Doris (Welsh readers may remember Ryan & Ronnie’s “Our House”) with a male voice he has been known as Dai … Dai Rection 
What do you call yours 
stupid ****ing cow …u got it wrong again !!! 
Queenie, got a snooper and the speed alerts sound like the queen reading the shipping forcast.
Orlaith as she speak Irish 
I did have one who keeped swearing but got on my ■■■■■■ wick 
and time he spat out turn right I had passed it Then I put the Irish one on