Santa Talking To Your Kids

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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For people who don’t know about it with kids, Watch there face when you show it to them, Fab.

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I remember when my life was shattered at Christmas. I thought I’d be a clever so and so and ask Father Christmas for a signature so I left a pen and paper downstairs. Woke up next morning, straight downstairs only to find that Father Christmas hadn’t signed it, my Mum had. :cry:

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Radar19:
I remember when my life was shattered at Christmas. I thought I’d be a clever so and so and ask Father Christmas for a signature so I left a pen and paper downstairs. Woke up next morning, straight downstairs only to find that Father Christmas hadn’t signed it, my Mum had. :cry:

So are you saying he never came to your house then? that’s not fair. I know he comes to my house every Xmas and I think he may well have had a snooze one time during his busy night cos one year I was due to be away but got home unexpectedly and found silver hair in my bed. I think my wife was so kind to let him have a sleep in our bed !

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Radar19:
I remember when my life was shattered at Christmas. I thought I’d be a clever so and so and ask Father Christmas for a signature so I left a pen and paper downstairs. Woke up next morning, straight downstairs only to find that Father Christmas hadn’t signed it, my Mum had. :cry:

Bet you still got a gift from santa

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At the age of 10, my parents gave up with Xmas eve & Xmas stocking, and just threw a small box of chocolates through the door on their way to bed. I wouldn’t have minded, but why did they aim for my head? :open_mouth:

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Anybody else noticed Raymundo has gone a bit weird over the last few days?

Should we call someone? I never know what to do in these situations.

You okay mate?

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Contraflow:
Anybody else noticed Raymundo has gone a bit weird over the last few days?

Should we call someone? I never know what to do in these situations.

You okay mate?

Haha, too much free time in my hands pal but normal service will be resumed shortly as should be off back to work sometime next week, and I’m only trying to be like you :laughing:

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Contraflow:
Anybody else noticed Raymundo has gone a bit weird over the last few days?

Should we call someone? I never know what to do in these situations.

You okay mate?

All those lonely nights on a boat in deepest darkest Scotland when you’ve made your crew walk the plank.

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I told my kids that Santa liked 4 cans of Ruddles County & a Carrot for Ruddolf, so every year they got me the 4 cans & I bit into the carrot, it was magical looking at their faces when they saw the teeth marks & the empty cans on Christmas morning.

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edited due to talking bow locks

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Tactical withdrawl due to sitting on Santas lap story brewing.

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Radar19:
I remember when my life was shattered at Christmas. I thought I’d be a clever so and so and ask Father Christmas for a signature so I left a pen and paper downstairs. Woke up next morning, straight downstairs only to find that Father Christmas hadn’t signed it, my Mum had. :cry:

Bit of a cruel way of telling to Father Christmas doesn’t exist.

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muckles:
Bit of a cruel way of telling to Father Christmas doesn’t exist.

WHAAAAAAT? :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp:

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I always loved Christmas day when I was a child, On Christmas day I’d run to the front door and shout out with joy.

“Mum! Dad!, you know the deal let me in.” :laughing:

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the maoster:

muckles:
Bit of a cruel way of telling to Father Christmas doesn’t exist.

WHAAAAAAT? :imp: :imp: :imp: :imp:

Sorry a bit of a cruel way of telling you Father Christmas doesn’t come to your house.

He must of been a very bad boy.

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So a fat old bloke in a red suit and white beard empties his sack in kids bedrooms, it’s depicted in countless books, films and greetings cards.
Jimmy Savile does it in a hospital ward and gets branded a ■■■■■■■■■■.