Rude Australian Songs - I'll say when we knock off?

When I first started driving it was cassette tapes, I spent many a happy hour listening to a tape with Australian rude songs, that the machine driver had, when i was working on the new Bridgnorth Cattle Market - I have NO idea why I have suddenly got this song in my head… but can anyone point me in the right direction?

It was about a teachers first day at school, and she had a gang of naughty sheep ranch kids… whom were demanding smoke outs, and laying down what time they would finish for the day… In the end she looses her rag and tells em “there will be no ■■■ smoke out, I’ll say when we knock off”

cheers

Kevin Wilson, in all probability :wink:

Yup, it’s this one:
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‘The potato song’ has to be his best song ever :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Cheers ! that has brought a few memories back :smiley:

Jenson Button:
Cheers ! that has brought a few memories back :smiley:

You’re welcome :smiley:

Where’s me ■■■■■■ bike?

Kevin “Bl**dy” Wilson - the kid, he swears a little bit…
look him up on Youtube, and while you’re on there look for Jenny Talia, Kev’s daughter…

The Potato song had me in stitches the first time I heard it.
And the second time, and the third…

I know all the words now :slight_smile:

The Christmassy “Ho, ho zb ho” one is the first one I came across, and is still my favourite. It sums up my feelings about Christmas perfectly!

nah D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F is is best, its the kind of word that could be used on quite a few threads on here :grimacing:

The one that makes me howl contains the line, “you can zb any sheep on the farm, but lay off your sister, she’s mine!” :smiley: