I told her she wasn’t having my heart this year. However I said I had another pulsing organ she may want to have a look at.
Roses are red
The look on her face
wished me dead
Mess asked me to take her somewhere expensive for valentines day. Fjnished work early came home showered and went for a romantic walk across the road to the petrol station.
Seriously though if you need a special day a year to show your Mrs you love her you ought not to have a Mrs
Where is the night heater switch in a Great Danes dog kennel.
It is going to be a long night.No Tv reception in here.?
Tipper Tom:
Mess asked me to take her somewhere expensive for valentines day. Fjnished work early came home showered and went for a romantic walk across the road to the petrol station.Seriously though if you need a special day a year to show your Mrs you love her you ought not to have a Mrs
Right on the button there TT , mines a keeper and I don’t need Hallmark to remind me . She even gave me the go ahead for a new Jeep SRT8 today , bless 
To all the beautiful women out there; Happy Valentines day ladies. To all the fat girls; chin up girls, it’ll soon be pancake day! 
Mrs TT took Mr TT somewhere special,that is because she is special a good looking lady.
I have seen a photo of Mrs TT.
That is Tipper Tom’s Mrs.
Thanks Toby.
She really is beautiful and I’m lucky to have her. She’s fair lucky to have me too 
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Seriously though, treating your Mrs decent one day a year is madness. Everyday do something that makes her smile. It’s not rocket science
I took mine to the local restaurant.The Big Mac meal was not what she had in mind.
And the waiters in there were rubbish.Waited three hours for service.
toby1234abc:
Mrs TT took Mr TT somewhere special,that is because she is special a good looking lady.
I have seen a photo of Mrs TT.
That is Tipper Tom’s Mrs.
Hi Toby this is Mrs TT thank you for the sweet comment, I’m very lucky to have TT he is amazing.
I agree with his post, he makes me smile everyday.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
bacon is red,
I like bacon,
bacon.
I’ll get me coat… 