Does rockin backward and forward in the seat do anything to alter the speed of a new merc mp4,i turners fridge over took me today and the driver was rockin very fast in his seat talking to the unit,he was either a bit daft ,had something up his bum or it did something to the limiter,it also cancels any indicators on the truck and it seems to make the steering a bit wobbly, 
he was tommy tankin did you not see his hand? 
On a trip many moons ago I had the g/f with me and she started laughing at me. When I asked her why she pointed out that if I was overtaking someone and struggling a bit I’d lean forward as though urging the motor on! Obviously she was talking rubbish. 
Does it have the same effect as the ar$e-ometer when you go around corners a bit quick and adjust your seating position ■■?
Some say that shouting Schneller sie Schweinhund farhzeug can add up to one percent to the uphill speed of a Merc. 
Carryfast:
Some say that shouting Schneller sie Schweinhund farhzeug can add up to one percent to the uphill speed of a Merc.
No everybody knows Mercs are Rolls canardlys they roll down the hill but can hardly get up them.
markoc:
Does it have the same effect as the ar$e-ometer when you go around corners a bit quick and adjust your seating position ■■?
Lol, another one I’ve found myself doing! As if pressing the opposite side buttock harder into the seat will make any difference at all. 
Touching cloth 
When its windy leaning toward the wind and gripping the steering wheel tight as if it will come out of your hands
seth 70:
When its windy leaning toward the wind and gripping the steering wheel tight as if it will come out of your hands
That doesn"t sound that daft tbh.
All of the above particularly the squeezing one arse cheek when going around corners, especially when in a tanker
Perhaps he was quasi head butting the 9st office nerd on the other end of the cab phone. “No I can’t pick some steel up on the way back, it’s a bloody fridge trailer”. 
I think he was merely doing what dogs do when their arse itches. or possibly a touch of the farmers.
truckyboy:
I think he was merely doing what dogs do when their arse itches.
I used to work with a bloke who done it all the time,turned out he was on the Latin American marching powder,last time I saw him he was on another planet, heading around the South Circular at Eltham 
Fair play to him, obv enjoying himsel’ without a care in the world.
I sometimes lean forward and pretend like I’m whipping my trusty steed to go a bit faster. Just in case the lorry I’m overtaking, is watching
The look on their face is always a picture