Rob K's week at work

ianyng:
Is it ‘cos I vanished off without givin’ you a kiss goodbye?? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:open_mouth:

No, I thought you would have still been there with ‘starting engine’ issues when I returned with my cuppa… :laughing:

Did you get your £400 then :question:

You proper let the cat out of the bag when that ERF o/d realised you were getting more than him, nice one :laughing: . I wonder if he’ll still be trying to count his drops when bump into him on the boat tomorrow :question: . ‘One, two, three… :confused: No. One, two, three, four… no …’ :laughing:

Mind you, you could always lose him by staying on the boat for an extra trip if he gets too much for you … :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Ha ruddy ha!
Well, at least my shaver works - ya scruffy bugger!

I don’t know what’ll happen when Hemmeroid get back from his hols, but I’m sure the brown smelly stuffs gonna spread around!
Paul upstairs said I was on the same rate as everyone else - not likely thinks me!
I will get my £400 beacuse I’ve just made out an invioce for them.

Wonder what its like in the tunnel? :confused:

That Argos ‘do and don’t’ sheet would make my blood boil just looking at it.

I went to British Sugar at Cantley yesterday with a few bits of timber for a contractor building a fence for them. They took my picture and made me sign a digital pad thing…so they could print me a bloody ID card for the site…then they said you have to wear not only hard hat, high viz and boots (had the first two) but also bloody plastic goggles.

Stupidest place I’ve ever been. :unamused:

Took them well over an hour to get one lift off too. Could have handballed it in 5 minutes flat. :unamused:

Andyroo:
but also bloody plastic goggles.

I was on a site today in a road sweeper. The site H&S twerp appeared and asked where my Plastic Goggles were, everyone else is wearing them, why should I be different etc etc.

Told him I didn’t have any, he said he would get me some and I must wear them in the cab incase something comes through the window.

My Reply went thus

‘If something comes through the [zb]ing window what [zb]ing good are a pair of plastic goggles going to do me?’

He came back and gave me a pair, and stood a watched as I accidently dropped them out the window and lost them up the shoot :wink:

edited cos I [zb] at spelling

Back to work on Monday 20 June and it was an early start of 0500 :open_mouth: from the yard in Morley. Picked up a loaded trailer and delivered it to M&S Toiletries at Whitwood Ind Est for 0600 on the nail.

On getting chance to scrutinize the truck for damage outside and in, plus to check whether anything’s gone missing or not I found that I’ve now got a cracked front reg plate and deep gouges on my drive axle mud guards where the user(s) haven’t bothered to use the air suspension control when dropping off a trailer or picking one up :angry: .

Internally, all my maps are present and correct as is everything else, although I was annoyed to find the engine tunnel covered in dried coffee and tea spills from end to end which should have been cleaned up straight away and not left for me to sort out. I gave Mark my exact thoughts on it, without a doubt. Of course I could have easily saved my breath and just talked to the wall instead.

MST refused one of the small pallets because the stuff wasn’t packaged properly so I had to take that back to the yard to get off lifted. Had a brew while I was there and was presented with my tacho analysis sheets to sign (as documented in my separate thread) which I had a read of then promptly gave him them back, still unsigned.

Next job was to run down to Tinsley Bridge at Sheffield to load up with truck transmission and suspension gear for Arvin Meritor’s over at Llay near Wrexham, with the box of bits to go with them to be picked up from William Cook’s just off The Parkway in Sheffield too, then over The Snake of course for Wrexham.

Enroute I stopped at The Snack Shack just off J36 of the M1 for my breakfast as recommended to me by Keith, but although the breakfast was only £3.50 with a pot of tea and there was nothing physically wrong with it, it just didn’t do it for me for some reason so I’m afraid it doesn’t get the Rob K seal of approval :frowning: .

Now last time I went over The Snake fully loaded I had a bit of an arse-nipping time trying to keep the truck going down at a safe pace without frying the brakes at the safe time. I’ve never been one to over rev engines, be it petrol or diesel and I really don’t like letting the revs get above 1800 in a wagon because it sounds painful for it :cry: , but something had to be done to help control the speed and brake use so I held it in 6th low around 30mph and let the revs hit the 2000-2200rpm mark :cry: and gave the zorst brake button a good stamp. It certainly helped with trying to keep control of the speed but I still feel that I’d be able to slow the wagon quicker by opening the door and putting my foot on the ground :unamused: . DAF really need to sort out their exhaust brake system as it really and truly is .

Had a rather large argument with one of the FLT drivers that was unloading me at Wrexham which I can’t be arsed going into and that severely got my back up to the point where I phoned poor Jim up and had a rant at him about it too :smiley: .

Eventually escaped from there and trundled over to Britton Taco at Winsford where I loaded 22 pallets of shrink wrap rolls for the North East and parked up at Winsford on the Ind Est over night.

Tuesday 21 June saw another 0500 start and a change of plan from chaos-control. They’d cocked up on the job-planning and had failed to assign someone to deliver an Italian load to Bradford for 0700, so I would go back to the yard, drop my trailer off, pick up this other one and go and tip that at Goss International on Euroway Ind Est. Opened it up to find nearly 250 rolls of textiles needed to come off and there was only one guy at the place. I didn’t have the heart to watch him struggle with it all so got up on the trailer and we got them off together although when you’re not used to doing hand ball you soon realise how unfit you really are when sweat starts pouring off you :frowning: .

I later learned that under CMR regulations I shouldn’t have touched the load at all but I guess you live and learn.

3 hours later I was out of there and back for my North East load with first drop in Sunderland just on the north side of the Queen Alexander Bridge. I don’t have a street map for the North East at all so I was (stupidly) relying on directions from auto-route via chaos-control and of course they were wrong - wildly wrong in fact. About 2hrs later after I originally said I’d be there I finally found the first drop and had my 4 pallets off straight away.

Next drop was on the outskirts of Hazelrigg near Newcastle airport and I went via the Tyne Tunnel for the first time. I was pulled into a lay-by beforehand and had my fifth wheel checked to make sure it was connected before going through the tunnel :confused: :question: :question: . Bizarre. The tunnel is £1.20 for artics for anyone that might need to know but be advised that they only give out change in 20p pieces !!! Seriously! Major confusion ensued when I gave the lassie £1.50 in cash and she asked for another 10p. ‘But the toll said £1.20 not £1.60’. Eventually the penny dropped and I gave her the extra 10p then she gave me 40p change :unamused: .

Drove straight past the place I wanted at Hazelrigg and had to turn round and go back to it. Tipped 2 pallets there in about half an hour then off up to Morpeth via the A192 up the side of Cramlington for my last drop at Abbey Well drinks of 16 pallets. Out of there about 1745 and parked up half way back down the A192 towards Cramlington for the night with some nice rural views.

Wednesday 22 June I was meant to be running empty down to York for a collection for Leeds but just as I was about to turn on to the A59 chaos-control belled me up and told me to forget it and come straight back to the yard. Turned out that more bad planning had hit the fan and my wagon was due for a fresh MoT on Thursday and the DAF dealer had been on the phone wondering where my unit was for pre-MoT.

Had a brew or two back at Leeds and noticed Ianyng’s heap of scrap metal aka his white Iveco sat in the middle of the yard so knew he was about somewhere. A text message to his phone failed to raise him but Cpt. Sea France himself showed his face in the canteen whilst I was making a brew - talk about bloody perfect timing :unamused: . I knew it was him but let him make himself a brew before asking him to confirm it :laughing: :sunglasses: . We had a natter for a while and chewed some diesel like you do and then I was on my way to Pudsey with my unit to drop it off.

Came back via company paid taxi to find Ian still there so more chatting and brew’s were had. Chaos-control offered me the chance to take Thursday off as a holiday day or trans ship all my gear across into a wendy house globule aka FM12 Globetrotter for the day and night out so of course I politely declined the offer to hump all my gear about and have taken Thursday off as I could use it anyway.

Back in on Friday at some point and photo’s to follow later as I don’t have the camera to hand (only got a few pics anyway).

Then he sulked 'cos I vanished off home without giving him a kiss and a cuddle goodbye!
What a tart! :laughing:

ianyng:
Then he sulked 'cos I vanished off home without giving him a kiss and a cuddle goodbye!
What a tart! :laughing:

Bloody too right after I’d gone to all the hassle of making you a brew. Came back out into the yard armed with your brew and you’d vanished :confused: . You can make your own next time :unamused: .

ianyng:
Then he sulked 'cos I vanished off home without giving him a kiss and a cuddle goodbye!
What a tart! :laughing:

don’t take much to get Rob sulking :wink:
his boss asks for a few extra hours above what he should do and thats it, teddy in the corner time :laughing: :laughing:

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Tipped 2 pallets there in about half an hour then off up to Morpeth via the A192 up the side of Cramlington for my last drop at Abbey Well drinks of 16 pallets. Out of there about 1745 and parked up half way back down the A192 towards Cramlington for the night with some nice rural views.

i live just over the back from abbey well …its a nice big yard :smiley:

Great read rob :smiley:

Good read rob :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

borin without pics

Friday 24 June saw me in at 0700 expecting to have to go up to Chatfields to collect my unit. However, it was already in the yard and an extra 600km’s had appeared on the dial since I last used it :angry: .

Not only that but the user(s) hadn’t bothered to re-hook my air lines on the bungies (assumed they’d been unhooked for the cab to be tilted while on MoT) and so they were now all lathered up in grease :angry: . Not happy. On top of that too, Chatfields had removed all the plastic wheel nut covers in order to remove the wheels but couldn’t be arsed to fit them all back again; they were just left in a plastic bag in the passenger foot well :open_mouth: . Why can’t people put things back as they found them? :imp:

As soon as my gaffer arrived in work I told him all this but of course in true Archbold’s style, I would have been just as well off talking to the wall. :unamused:

Picked up a trailer for Londis at South Elmsall for 0900 and tipped that. Back to the yard to drop the trailer then bob-tail over to Astra Cast at Birstall (side of Ikea) to pick up a loaded trailer for our Birch depot. Tipped and dropped that off as someone needed it for a tall load and I picked up one of the 13’2 european trailers and went up to Macaws at Nelson for a load of pop for Morrisons on Sunday to go back to our yard in Leeds.

I was meant to be dropping that off then taking a loaded trailer full of cans for Grimers/Rexam at Whitwood and reloading Saturday morning back to the yard but someone else did it so I was home Friday.

A few pics to add …

William Cook’s at Sheffield waiting to load the box of bits for Arvin Meritor

A57 Snake Pass again. Beautiful drive and scenery : forgot the 28 tonne behind me

Ladybower Reservoir, simply stunning on a sunny day like this

Having my break on the A63 between Garforth and J46 of the M1

Tyne Tunnel northbound

Nice Actros, looks like a V8 by the stacks sticking out

Parked up for the night in a quiet lay-by/waste ground on the A192 between Morpeth and Cramlington. Very peaceful and scenic watching the sun set

Waiting in the queue to tip at Londis South Elmsall

Sorry? Vehicles are doing what[/i]? :unamused:

A56 between Accrington and the M65 heading for Macaws

Macaws

This is what happens when you give newly passed drivers the newest wagons :arrow_right: (oh and it’s had new bumper, headlight, door and steps already :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: . I guess the extra mirror stuck to the top left corner of the screen is just there for ornamental purposes then ?)

Nice pics as alway’s Rob. :wink: :wink:

Rob K:
This is what happens when you give newly passed drivers the newest wagons :arrow_right: (oh and it’s had new bumper, headlight, door and steps already :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: . I guess the extra mirror stuck to the top left corner of the screen is just there for ornamental purposes then ?)

And it would be cheeper to repair if it was an older wagon would it!!! Everyone has to start somewhere, and I have seen more expensive damage done by old hands.

Rob K:
Sorry? Vehicles are doing what[/i]? :unamused:

[/quote]
Probably the most often incorrectly spelt word of our language.
Good read & pics as usual, Rob.

Good read & pic’s :smiley:

good read Rob

Good read Rob :slight_smile: And very good photo’s, brings back some memories of Snake Pass :smiley: