Ergot2005:
I’ll be tramping soon and the thought of carrying something for defence crosses my mind but I know if vosa pulled me over and found a baton nunchucks nuckle dusters or even a large blade they would ■■■■ my man hood. I guess I’ll just use my persuasion skills
Just keep a bacon sandwich in the cab and wave that at any would-be hijackers.
All this macho bravado is fine, yeh yeh yeh. 
I myself have carried a baseball bat (and ball 
) for last 20.yrs in case of unwanted attention through the night.when parked up.
However it’s a different ball game (no pun intended) if somebody manages to get in your cab and forces a gun hard against your head, I’m 6’ 1’’ and I can handle myself, but I will fully admit if said scenario occured I would be ■■■■ ing myself.
robroy:
All this macho bravado is fine, yeh yeh yeh.I myself have carried a baseball bat (and ball
However it’s a different ball game (no pun intended) if somebody manages to get in your cab and forces a gun hard against your head, I’m 6’ 1’’ and I can handle myself, but I will fully admit if said scenario occured I would be [zb] ing myself.
Don’t worry even the thousands of hardened ex SAS come hgv drivers would also ■■■■ themselves too 
If someone is crazy enough to stick a shooter in your grid, it’s definitely good practice to give them your motor.
Not gingers though, if you are a carrot head and try it on, I will fight you to the death. Surely in 2016 we have the science and technology to rid society of this scourge
I swear some of these posts are pure gold
If you do get greeted with a shooter all you have to do is put your finger down the barrel. It’s not a big deal.
Yea EB I think it’s called a nuclear bomb !!
Ergot2005:
I swear some of these posts are pure goldIf you do get greeted with a shooter all you have to do is put your finger down the barrel. It’s not a big deal.
Is that what they taught you in the SAS
Ergot2005:
I swear some of these posts are pure goldIf you do get greeted with a shooter all you have to do is put your finger down the barrel. It’s not a big deal.
Now, why didn’t the Russians think of that at Stalingrad?
When I saw the thread title I thought it was something to do with Trucknet threads and Carryfast.
eagerbeaver:
If someone is crazy enough to stick a shooter in your grid, it’s definitely good practice to give them your motor.Not gingers though, if you are a carrot head and try it on, I will fight you to the death. Surely in 2016 we have the science and technology to rid society of this scourge
Oi, I resemble that remark! I’ll have you know that we ‘Ginners’ are rising in numbers and are the antidote to ‘muslimification’, have you ever seen a ginger, pale, freckled muslim? Exactly! Make love to a ginger - help the world spread the red
" …antidote to muslimification…" PMSL
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eagerbeaver:
If someone is crazy enough to stick a shooter in your grid, it’s definitely good practice to give them your motor.Not gingers though, if you are a carrot head and try it on, I will fight you to the death. Surely in 2016 we have the science and technology to rid society of this scourge
Oi, I resemble that remark! I’ll have you know that we ‘Ginners’ are rising in numbers and are the antidote to ‘muslimification’, have you ever seen a ginger, pale, freckled muslim? Exactly! Make love to a ginger - help the world spread the red
Sorry mate, but have you clocked this ■■■■■■.
I may be mistaken but I think this piece of crap was taken out in Syria, but I may be wrong.
Anyway, a result if he was.
I hate this type of ■■■■■ more than the Middle Eastern terrorists at least you know where you are with them, and call me predjudicial, but white women in burkahs, wtf is that all about.
Sorry Rob, the wearing of a hat and pointing does not make you a warrior, unless you are a centurion and thrusting a spear. This chap may have ‘converted’ to Islam - but a Muslim he ain’t. No real ginger could stay in the sun long enough to surpass the dark pink stage - let alone the dirty brown required to be recognised in the benefits colour chart.
Ergot2005:
I’ll be tramping soon and the thought of carrying something for defence crosses my mind but I know if vosa pulled me over and found a baton nunchucks nuckle dusters or even a large blade they would ■■■■ my man hood. I guess I’ll just use my persuasion skills
Often use a tyre baton to check the pressures especially on the drives or other twin wheels.
Might be a good time to upgrade.
selfdefenseproducts.com/pro … ight-stick
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Harry Monk:
Ergot2005:
I swear some of these posts are pure goldIf you do get greeted with a shooter all you have to do is put your finger down the barrel. It’s not a big deal.
Now, why didn’t the Russians think of that at Stalingrad?
They did. (Sort off)
robroy:
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eagerbeaver:
If someone is crazy enough to stick a shooter in your grid, it’s definitely good practice to give them your motor.Not gingers though, if you are a carrot head and try it on, I will fight you to the death. Surely in 2016 we have the science and technology to rid society of this scourge
Oi, I resemble that remark! I’ll have you know that we ‘Ginners’ are rising in numbers and are the antidote to ‘muslimification’, have you ever seen a ginger, pale, freckled muslim? Exactly! Make love to a ginger - help the world spread the red
Sorry mate, but have you clocked this ■■■■■■.
I may be mistaken but I think this piece of crap was taken out in Syria, but I may be wrong.
Anyway, a result if he was.
0I hate this type of ■■■■■ more than the Middle Eastern terrorists at least you know where you are with them, and call me predjudicial, but white women in burkahs, wtf is that all about.
No that’s Alfie Smart from Canning Town. Big West Ham fan. He’s just remonstrating with some Chelsea supporters at ‘that’ game the other week.
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eagerbeaver:
Not gingers though, if you are a carrot head and try it on, I will fight you to the death. Surely in 2016 we have the science and technology to rid society of this scourgeOi, I resemble that remark!
Well that explains your violent tendencies! 
robroy:
When I saw the thread title I thought it was something to do with Trucknet threads and Carryfast.
Took the words right out of my mouth
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Don’t know why it needs to be a hgv a car would do soon pick up speed in high powered car like people said don’t matter what you got these idiots will kill you for it so guess it’s just a case of fight or not you or them .
Yeah so when VOSA pull ya over and find out ya haven’t had your break your excuse shall be sorry officer but I don’t think it is suitable to pull over anymore…?