I had this all ready but now he won`t be needing it.
In Memoriam Richard Hammond
So farewell then Richard Hammond You were the straight man for Jeremy Clarkson for a while and that one with The long hair whose name I can never remember. They used to pick on you all the time Keith’s Mum said. Keith said you were flooring It a bit too hard when it happened. 'Hamster’ was your catchphrase. And most of your fans were women. I suppose all your mates are volunteering To drive the hearse…. Umm, there’s some-one at the door . Its probably the pizza man. We will never forget you ,Hamster….