A Computer Was Something On TV From A Science Fiction Show
A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean….
RAM Was The Cousin Of A Goat…
Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend
An Application Was For Employment
A Program Was A TV Show
A Cursor Used Profanity
A Keyboard Was A Piano
Memory Was Something That You Lost With Age
A CD Was A Bank Account
And If You Had A 3 1/2? Floppy You Hoped Nobody Found Out
Compress Was Something You Did To The Garbage
If You Unzipped Anything In Public You’d Be In Jail For A While
Log On Was Adding Wood To The Fire
Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road
A Mouse Pad Was Where A Mouse Lived
A Backup Happened To Your Commode
Cut You Did With A Pocket Knife
Paste You Did With Glue
A Web Was A Spider’s Home
A Virus Was The Flu
Just thought id share!