This slip road hasn’t been there very long. (A404 Northbound onto to M40 Westbound)
Whoever this person is, their body has been there a few months apparently. That rules out the missing youngster from Stokenchurch just up the road, who’s been missing this past week.
RIP. 
it seems very strange that you are the only one to know anything about this,
just saying,
It’s not me, 'cos the body wasn’t wrapped in a carpet. 
what did you do with the carpet then??
How do you know…
That the body wasn’t wrapped in a carpet?
yourhavingalarf:
How do you know…That the body wasn’t wrapped in a carpet?
Heres the csi coming out in you now… 
Anybody want to buy a carpet?
Melanie Hall was found at the side of junction 14 M5 slip road many years after her disappearance, no carpet was found though.
It was a man in pyjamas on his way back to Slough who in mid flight suffered a loss of faith, causing the carpet to crash land.
Air accident investigators are currently sifting through a vast debris field stretching all the way back to Finmere Market.
