Sploom:
Anyone can call themselves a Christian,then do bad things and then people like you are EASILY LEDinto thinking that this is what true Christianity is about but without looking at the big picture.
If your neighbour goes and robs a bank ,then calls himself Robroy,you wouldnt like it if I then suggested you were as bad as that person because you both have the same name.Yes,you have annoyed me and Im glad thats all it takes for you to have a great day,but you made me laugh too.First you tried to get me on gays then you tried to get me on the fact that I never told my kids santa eas really coming down the chimney or not.What will be next?Whether I told them about goldilocks or ,no wait,I’ll make it easy for you.I never told them winnie the pooh was real!
Whoa whoa whoa, let’s cut through all that crap, and rewind a minute here…YOU call ME easily led? 
A guy who not only believes, but actually lives his entire oppressed narrow minded life by a preposterous science fiction fantasy, of a single alien being, creating a whole planet in 7 days and constructing thousands of different spieces of creatures to inhabit it, one of those spieces in his own lookalike image.
Who then goes on to miraculously impregnate a human virgin wife (that always puzzles me btw, if they were married how come Joe never did the business?..dont answer btw I aint that bothered) then that half human half alien hybrid child goes on to be state executed… , but then comes back to life to join his creator on some supernatural universe,.which incidentally accommodates billions of dead people who have also adapted another method of life,.although their actual bodies are left behind on Earth, but only the good ones, the dodgy ones go to a much nastier alien place ran by a guy with a tail who is a bit of a manic pyromaniac,.and sets fire to them all.
It sounds like a Sci Fi Hollywood blockbuster, but you actually and fully believe it is all TRUE FACT !! 
And then you come on here accusing ME, somebody ,.who is maybe the most level headed, grounded , logical realist bloke you could meet,.who trusts very few people in life …of being EASILY LED ffs !!
Wow man, just Wow… you have made my day once again,.I’m.actually starting to like you in a funny kind of way
And just to be accurate,.nobody has ever said Winnie the Pooh is real, that would be just ridiculous,.where as …ahh I’ll just leave it. 
(Rob thinks to himself as he’s always wary…‘‘Hmmm starting to like him you say, is this part of his cult member gathering technique ‘’ stroking chin., is he cleverer than I think getting through my barriers’’ )
