A couple run out of money,and decide the wife should go on the game,Hubby says “you stand on the pavement and i’ll wait round the corner”
A car pulls up,and the wife gets in,“how much” says the bloke,"£100"says the wife,"but i’ve only got £20"says the bloke. "hang on"says the wife and runs round to tell hubby he’s only got £20.Hubby says “give him a ■■■■■■■■”, she gets back to the car and tells the bloke,who agrees.he lays back and whipps out the biggest bit of equipment she’d ever seen!!, “hold on” she says,runs back to hubby and says “could you lend him £80!”
A wife goes on the game and comes home with £45.50 penceThe husband says thats good but who gave the odd 50 pence.the wife says all of them.