Recession solutions

does anyone have a solution to the recession? i do.

if a bank needs bailing out, then you sack the boss, and repossess his house.
you then give every person over the age of sixteen £3000.
some will ■■■■ it up against the wall saving the beverage industry, some will use it towards buying a car saving the car industry, some will put it in an isa, saving the banking industry, women will go shopping saving the high street stores.
all these cars, car parts, clothes, new computers for the banks, till rolls, and reams of paper will need delivering. that’s where we come in.
lovely jubbly, everybodies happy, loadsa money.

other than that. we overthrow the government, do a few public hangings, a bit of tar and feathering, that sort of thing. it probably won’t sort out the economy, but it’ll take peoples minds off it for a bit.
and apart from that, it’ll be a laugh.

limeyphil:
does anyone have a solution to the recession? i do.

if a bank needs bailing out, then you sack the boss, and repossess his house.
you then give every person over the age of sixteen £3000.
some will ■■■■ it up against the wall saving the beverage industry, some will use it towards buying a car saving the car industry, some will put it in an isa, saving the banking industry, women will go shopping saving the high street stores.
all these cars, car parts, clothes, new computers for the banks, till rolls, and reams of paper will need delivering. that’s where we come in.
lovely jubbly, everybodies happy, loadsa money.

other than that. we overthrow the government, do a few public hangings, a bit of tar and feathering, that sort of thing. it probably won’t sort out the economy, but it’ll take peoples minds off it for a bit.
and apart from that, it’ll be a laugh.

with the tar and feathering can we start with royal family now that would be a laugh and I would definately be involved in that lol :laughing: :laughing:

Some high ranking economic boff told an audience recently that if everyone burnt half their wages every week for a period of three months, the pound would end up the strongest currency in Europe. I did catch a little of the explanation, but TBH it went over my head although a few economic wizz=kids who did hear it all and were sceptical, did agree it would work as long as everyone actually did it.
I won’t be trying it though…

DoYouMeanMe?:
Some high ranking economic boff told an audience recently that if everyone burnt half their wages every week for a period of three months, the pound would end up the strongest currency in Europe. I did catch a little of the explanation, but TBH it went over my head although a few economic wizz=kids who did hear it all and were sceptical, did agree it would work as long as everyone actually did it.
I won’t be trying it though…

But you’d agree to try it if everyone else did, then not try it and you’ve doubled your money :smiling_imp:

Recession solution? Easy!

Scrap the welfare state!
Explain to the people that money has to be worked for!
Charity comes from friends and family not the goverment!
Radicaly reduce taxes scraping many of them.

Great in front of Britian again as UK becomes economic tiger of the world.

If interest rates had been kept at 5.75% as they were in 2007, we would be out of recession by now.

why Harry, DONT YOU THINK IF INTREST RATES HAD GONE UP IT WOULD HAVE CURBED THE ABILITY OF PEOPLE TO AFFORD INFLATED HOUSE PRICES SO COOLING THINGS TO A LEVEL WHERE THEY WOULD HAVE STAYED IN KILTER WITH WAGES

Ideally, interest rates should have been raised. Reducing them flies in the face of experience of every other recession we have experienced. The recession won’t end until wages and housing costs return to the long-term mean of 3.5, but instead of getting the pain out of the way with a reset of property values, the Bank of England are trying to inflate the debt away, which has simply caused kicked the can down the road, and extended the pain.

A large group of people somewhere who thought they were above losing, have to lose all their money. Once the bottom is reached, then the survivors can buy up the failed firms, and start the recovery process.

This process has not, and will not happen in places like Europe, and outside the main cities of the UK because the process of “death by a thousand cuts” is going to take too damned long plumbing for the bottom!

Whatever country first severely weakens their currency may well enter recovery first. That country has then forced the losses onto the savers, thus making them the losers who pay for this recession.

The forces of deflation are pushing the other way. Any government can create all this QE money out of thin air, but if deflation then destroys it, the actual value of the pound and dollar goes sideways, rather than down. That collapse having been prevented, means the bottom has not been found again, and guess what? - No recovery!

Now it’s the Euroland’s turn. They need to devalue the currency, but Germany is having none of it. Without a crash in Europe, the too-strong currency will just end up with unemployment pushing ever higher, as firms are not making enough money to pay decent wages, and the wages people DO get cannot keep up with the cost of living - that increase which has almost topped out this point, due to “buying exhaustion”.

The problem for citizens everywhere is that if deflation seriously takes hold, we might well see prices come down 90% - But no one will have any savings or a job left to have ANY money to afford anything with still!

The Greek Elections have a lot riding on them. If the radicals take power and the “death of 1000 cuts” ceases, and the Euro will probably end up devalued. Recovery can then begin Europewide.

If all these debts still have to be paid, then Greece will just default, leave the Euro, which will rocket sky-high, making it even harder for other indebted countries to meet their repayments. It just brings a deflationary crash ever closer when the debt bubble finally bursts, because any one of those ever larger countries says “Enough’s Enough - We can’t and won’t be paying!”

All this has already been put off 4 years by US and UK QE which is akin to jumping off the Titanic, and furiously treading water next to it.

To survive, you’ll need to get further away (leave Europe), but risk perishing from exposure (denied access to the markets) even then!
Stay put, and you’ll still be sucked down when the Titanic eventually sinks, which won’t be taking much longer.

It is in the interests of the “Creditors” to Engineer an election result in Greece similar to the one in Iran, where the public were convinced they’d be removing the incumbent, only to be told he’s just won a landslide victory all because of faceless votes from voters whom no one seems to actually know?

Creditors want to be very careful indeed what they are doing in the manipulation stakes, because if the public europe-wide ‘lose it’ now, then the backlash may very well have those with all the money (present in Europe) going up chimneys again. History has a knack of repeating itself, especially when nothing was learned from last time around! :frowning:

Personally, I hope for a radical win in Greece if nothing else than to keep the peace - but I won’t be holding my breath. :frowning:

The way things are going,all the banks will soon be out of business leaving us only two banks left,the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank,being run by a lot of bloody tossers!

MPs had a vested intrest in house inflation …they owned several houses each paid for by the tax payer, you are hardly going to halt house inflation when you own a couple you are going no do exactly what the did but also alow unfetterd imigration.