Rather Stupid Holiday Complaints

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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“I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one warned us that mosquito’s can bite”

“There are too many Spanish people in the street at night, the hotel receptionist only spoke Spanish, and the menu and food is Spanish. No one warned us of this”

“■■■■■■■ sunbathing on the beach should be banned, our holiday was ruined as my husband spent all his time on the beach without me”

It took us 9 hours to get home from Jamaica. I spoke to some Americans and it only took them 3 hours"

“I think your brochure is not very clear, it does not mention that the local shops do not sell Custard creams or Gingernuts”

“All the shops were closed in the afternoons, my husband and I wanted to buy some things for our Siesta”

“We recently went to Goa on holiday and were disgusted to find that almost every restaurant only sold spicy curry. No one warned us”

“We bought 2 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses on the beach, only to get home to find they were fake”

“Our children went in the sea and there were some live fish in there, The kids were very startled and wouldn’t go back in”

“In your brochure the sand was yellow, when we got to the resort it looked very pale and white”

“When we got off the plane we had to queue outside the terminal building and there was no air-conditioning”

“It is your duty as tour operator to warn us of noisy and drunken guests in the same Hotel”

Misleading Signs
In a Hong Kong Dentist; Teeth extracted by late Methodists.

In a Bangkok Temple; It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist office; Take a horse-drawn city tour, guaranteed, no miscarriages!

In a Paris Hotel; Please leave all your values at the front desk.

In a Hotel in Athens; Visitors must complain between 9am and 11am daily.

Outside a Hong Kong Tailors; Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok Dry Cleaners; Drop your trousers here for best results.

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That is very good,my parents own some holiday homes,when it rains,the guests get bored and want a refund,so they pull apart the place looking for dead insects and dirt behind the oven or fridge,and say it has not been cleaned for years.
One chap rang,put my Mum in tears,he found some dead flies in the ceiling lighting fiittings that he removed for an inspection,told him,it is not the Ritz.

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toby1234abc:
That is very good,my parents own some holiday homes,when it rains,the guests get bored and want a refund,so they pull apart the place looking for dead insects and dirt behind the oven or fridge,and say it has not been cleaned for years.
One chap rang,put my Mum in tears,he found some dead flies in the ceiling lighting fiittings that he removed for an inspection,told him,it is not the Ritz.

Lool very funny and very believable, my parents own a cleaning company and some people can find things to complain about that dont even exist!

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We had a customer in work complaining because his electrics kept tripping when he was shoving his knife in the toaster
His BBQ wasnt cooking food fast enough
A microwave that got hot after doing two 8min meals, it also had a smell(he was sent on his way)
A kettle with a folding handle brought back because the handle folded :confused:
When bringing in a load of toilet chemical a customer said “good lord what are you going to do with them?” my reply was, “sell them, we are a shop”
One person complained to us because there was a problem with his zips and in the night someone decided to have a sleep in his awning, he woke up and looked out to find the person still asleep. This was our fault :confused:
When explaining some porta potties, man says to wife “would you like to sit on one and try it?”
Woman to a few of us “can anyone tell me which toilet paper is nicest?”

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Here are a few more :slight_smile: .

“The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation’.
We’re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?” :laughing:

“We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.” :bulb: .

A tourist at a top African game lodge over looking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.
:blush: .

“■■■■■■■ sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.” :open_mouth:

“There was no egg slicer in the apartment…” :unamused: .

“We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish…” :stuck_out_tongue: .

“The roads were uneven…” :cry: .

“I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.” :unamused:

“My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.” :laughing:

“There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad’” :confused:

They walk amongst us and they vote!!!
Be afraid! Be very afraid! :cry: